I gotta go see the Purnce and TaMart show tonight and I don't wanna miss my stories, 'specially The 24 Show.

I will fix some lentil soup for whoever would like to help a guy out. Lentil soup doesn't grow on trees, by the way.

Thanks!

Okay well, actually I was hoping for a more immediate response. Don't feel any need to be shy. In fact, I'll add a slice of rye bread to the soup offer. Perfect for dunking!

i know what all of you are thinking. "oh, i don't want to eat up all of anxy's lentil soup. it would be like stealing from him to eat his fine groceries in exchange for something simple like programming his VCR. i could never do something like that to him. anx gotta eat!"

but really, people. it's no problem. just program my VCR and you get some soup and bread. just that simple. but if you feel really guilty, my floor could use a little sweeping up. just giving you the option!

so okay, i hope that sweetened the pot a little for you all.

ps, if you aren't able to get the JackBauerPowerHour taped, lemme know

endorphin74 said:

awesome! problem solved!

i'm still willing to share the soup, though. does anyone know how to clean upholstery?

i'm delighted to see this thread has become a smashing success!

good work, kitty!

endorphin74 said:

thank you - it was a lot of hard work, but it was worth it!

speaking of which, still no takers. come on, people. my floor and sofa aren't going to clean themselves.

google that users manual already

MinneapolisFunk said:

i have butternut squash soup too, you know.

I would do it if I lived closer and if u'd forget about the soup and put out some cookies

ThreadCula said:

well, i don't have cookies. but i could whip up some blue cornmeal muffins.

Anx said:

I guess you dont want help do u? what is a cornmeal muffin? Cornbread?!
U want me to set your VCR for some cornbread!?

sigh

ThreadCula said:

cornmeal, cornbread, whatever. you're still getting some soup, i don't know what you're complaining about.

Anx said:

Ok Fine! I'll take the soup
U got crackers right?

as a former victim of anxiety's "please drop by and fix my fill in the blank electronic device" scheme, i urge you all to not fall for it.

once he gets you in the apartment and you start working on the device, he starts humping your leg and begging you to sleep with him for soup.

Anx said:

cborgman said:

I was suspicious.
Anx, may I suggest you read the operational manual?

I'll take Ministrone please.

ThreadCula said:

JUMP N*GGA!!

DynamicSavior said:

My name aint John Coffey

cborgman said:

you were a former victim of my "can you help me move this sofa into my van" thread, get it right.

ThreadCula said:

actually, could you pick up a box of zestas for me on the way over? i prefer unsalted tops, like my men.

Anx said:

OMFUG YOU'RE A BOTTOM:!??!

DynamicSavior said:

no, but i couldn't pass up the opportunity for a tasteless joke.

Anx said:

a tasteless bottom tsk tsk tsk Spanxiety

did i miss the VCR party?