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The Drunken Whale Tail Survivors Thread  i...i'm still traumatized, ya'll.
if you haven't heard and/or read by now, early tuesday morning while at the tamar/prince show in chicago, me and a few other members of The Circle Of Sexxy encountered something so hideous...so frightening, so...so...downright WRONG that we need to start up a survivors' group in order to get over this dark patch. and this dark patch was...was...a drunk-ass woman who didn't know that her thong was showing, therefore whoever just so happened to look down happened to catch a glimpse of the nastiness. and ya'll, believe me. that shit was naaaaastyyyyy. 
so, whether you're a victim of Drunken Whale Tail or have encountered others like her while out at the club, come on in and talk about it. together, we all can get through the trauma. ... *urrrrrggggh* | |
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I am glad you have a support group to help you thru this. No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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My name is Anx and I am a Drunken Whale Tail survivor.  | |
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Anx said: My name is Anx and I am a Drunken Whale Tail survivor.
hi, anx.  | |
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My name is Ivy and I was touched by the drunken whale tail. | |
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Romera said: My name is Ivy and I was touched by the drunken whale tail.
 it touched you???
oh lawd... | |
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my name is Lonnie. And I would love to touch some drunken white tail. One of Dansa's org hornies 
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.  HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down. Prince.org: Where's Mani? | |
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This is changing the flavor of my california roll.  | |
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AsianBomb777 said: This is changing the flavor of my california roll.
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: AsianBomb777 said: This is changing the flavor of my california roll.
 OMG...EL DEBARGE!!!One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down. Prince.org: Where's Mani? | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: AsianBomb777 said: This is changing the flavor of my california roll.
As much as I love this Whale Tail back stage bettie. 
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DynamicSavior said: OMG...EL DEBARGE!!! | |
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hi. i just want to show my support for the group. i didn't see the whale tail but i do know what happens when thongs go wrong.  | |
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My name is Gangsta, and I have the added shame of admitting that our Circle of Sexxy was invaded because these girls kept ramming into me. At that point, the Drunken Whale Tail hadn't made itself known. All I had to deal with at first was whiskey breath and minor gleeking in my eyes.
More when I can bring myself to speak about it. | |
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Oh drunken whale tail,
I know I don't say it often 'nuff But you've got a booty that's surely tuff A harpoon couldn't even pierce that stuff And I've seen less hairy cheeks on the crime dog named McGruff Oh drunken whale tail, We all know it's quite plain to see Your swell of posterior orbage traumatizes me The way it pulsates like a pot of boiling brie Only darker and tied in a thong, don'tcha see Oh drunken whale tail, How can one ass give so much Nausea and horror - oh, you've got the touch Even though it doesn't rhyme as such Your booty reminds me of Loch Ness Oh drunken whale tail, It's time to say good bye To your Dante's Inferno ass crack, please don't you cry Your thong will always be with me Until the therapist has a breakthrough Drunken whale tail, oh drunken whale tail... ....goodbye  [Edited 3/3/06 6:20am] | |
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Anx said: Oh drunken whale tail,
I know I don't say it often 'nuff But you've got a booty that's surely tuff A harpoon couldn't even pierce that stuff And I've seen less hairy cheeks on the crime dog named McGruff Oh drunken whale tail, We all know it's quite plain to see Your swell of posterior orbage traumatizes me The way it pulsates like a pot of boiling brie Only darker and tied in thonggage, don'tcha see Oh drunken whale tail, How can one ass give so much Nausea and horror - oh, you've got the touch Even though it doesn't rhyme as such Your booty reminds me of Loch Ness Oh drunken whale tail, It's time to say good bye To your Dante's Inferno ass crack, please don't you cry Your thong will always be with me Until the therapist has a breakthrough Drunken whale tail, oh drunken whale tail... ....goodbye "dante's inferno ass crack"?????  | |
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XxAxX said: "dante's inferno ass crack"????? i felt the only way i could help others was by not holding back. | |
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My name is Lleena and I am here for the coffee and donuts.
... [Edited 3/3/06 6:31am] | |
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LleeLlee said: My name is Lleena and I am here for the coffee and donuts.
... [Edited 3/3/06 6:31am] i think the whale tail lady ate them all  | |
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Anx said: XxAxX said: "dante's inferno ass crack"????? i felt the only way i could help others was by not holding back.  | |
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Anx said: Oh drunken whale tail,
I know I don't say it often 'nuff But you've got a booty that's surely tuff A harpoon couldn't even pierce that stuff And I've seen less hairy cheeks on the crime dog named McGruff Oh drunken whale tail, We all know it's quite plain to see Your swell of posterior orbage traumatizes me The way it pulsates like a pot of boiling brie Only darker and tied in a thong, don'tcha see Oh drunken whale tail, How can one ass give so much Nausea and horror - oh, you've got the touch Even though it doesn't rhyme as such Your booty reminds me of Loch Ness Oh drunken whale tail, It's time to say good bye To your Dante's Inferno ass crack, please don't you cry Your thong will always be with me Until the therapist has a breakthrough Drunken whale tail, oh drunken whale tail... ....goodbye
[Edited 3/3/06 6:20am] | |
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XxAxX said: LleeLlee said: My name is Lleena and I am here for the coffee and donuts.
... [Edited 3/3/06 6:31am] i think the whale tail lady ate them all oh okay, then I shouldnt be here really, ~tip toes out~ | |
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LleeLlee said: XxAxX said: i think the whale tail lady ate them all oh okay, then I shouldnt be here really, ~tip toes out~ i think we still have a bowl of coffee nips. | |
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Anx said: LleeLlee said: oh okay, then I shouldnt be here really, ~tip toes out~ i think we still have a bowl of coffee nips. ~tip toes back in and sits down~ | |
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Anx said: XxAxX said: "dante's inferno ass crack"????? i felt the only way i could help others was by not holding back. I think that therapist already made a breakthrough. The way you were able to take your pain and translate that into words, creatively no less, is quite the accomplishment. You're an inspiration to us all, really. After the face you made upon witnessing the Tail, I honestly didn't think you'd recover this quickly. I'm proud of you. | |
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GangstaFam said: Anx said: i felt the only way i could help others was by not holding back. I think that therapist already made a breakthrough. The way you were able to take your pain and translate that into words, creatively no less, is quite the accomplishment. You're an inspiration to us all, really. After the face you made upon witnessing the Tail, I honestly didn't think you'd recover this quickly. I'm proud of you.thanks. i think you should work through your pain using the power of sculpture! | |
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Anx said: thanks. i think you should work through your pain using the power of sculpture!
I've tried that actually, and it isn't working. See, I don't think I'm as ready as you were to let go. I keep coming up with quasi-religious and nightmarish imagery. I wonder what it means...  | |
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GangstaFam said: Anx said: thanks. i think you should work through your pain using the power of sculpture!
I've tried that actually, and it isn't working. See, I don't think I'm as ready as you were to let go. I keep coming up with quasi-religious and nightmarish imagery. I wonder what it means... that's actually pretty close to what her booty looked like! only i think you were a little kind in your depiction. don't hold back! | |
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Anx said: that's actually pretty close to what her booty looked like! only i think you were a little kind in your depiction. don't hold back!
Is it too geometric? Too perfect in its own way? Not scaly enough? Not enough heads? I'm ready to give up, cuz I fear I'm perpetuating this disease. If I don't get it right and out of my system soon, I'm gonna crack!  | |
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GangstaFam said: Anx said: that's actually pretty close to what her booty looked like! only i think you were a little kind in your depiction. don't hold back!
Is it too geometric? Too perfect in its own way? Not scaly enough? Not enough heads? I'm ready to give up, cuz I fear I'm perpetuating this disease. If I don't get it right and out of my system soon, I'm gonna crack! try soaking it in a pot of leftover spaghetti sauce, then let it sit in a steam room for a few days. that might help. | |
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