02/28/2006
Kindergartner Takes Bus for a Spin

Milwaukee - A 6-year-old Kindergartner at Samuel Clemson School is suspended after crashing a school bus earlier today on the cities North Side. According to Milwaukee Public School officials, the 6-year-old managed to slip out of class just before 2:00 p.m. He went outside to the front of the school where a bus was idling unattended. The boy jumped into the bus, drove it around the circular drive-way twice before hitting a parked car, a fence and a small tree. Nobody was hurt in the accident, the boy said he wanted to go home because his teacher made him mad. MPS officials are looking into how the 6-year-old managed to get out unnoticed. The kindergartner's mother says she's outraged at how her son was able to walk right out of school. The boy is suspended until his mother meets with MPS officials. The driver of the bus was suspended pending an investigation from the bus company.

my kid will soon be 6

charlottegelin said:

just be sure to keep him away from unattended idling buses.

That's kinda impressive.

Where was the bus driver?


Some of those people are dodgy, infact, one busdriver we had (when i was about 10), mysertiously left. We were never told why, but a parent found out he went to jail for assulting young girls and boys sexually.


He was so cool too.

thesexofit said:

we had a busdriver called Jeff, we would sing "everybody knows, Jeff picks his nose, rubs it in the dirt and has if for dessert" over and over and he would never say anything, until one day he drove someowhere not on the route and we were all very quiet and frightened thinking we're all done for. He pulls up at servo and runs in and after about 20 minutes another driver jumped in. We never saw Jeff again, he took over another route driving around adults instead.

my kid will soon be 6

Not so cool busdriver!

we had a busdriver called Jeff, we would sing "everybody knows, Jeff picks his nose, rubs it in the dirt and has if for dessert" over and over and he would never say anything, until one day he drove someowhere not on the route and we were all very quiet and frightened thinking we're all done for. He pulls up at servo and runs in and after about 20 minutes another driver jumped in. We never saw Jeff again, he took over another route driving around adults instead.

charlottegelin said:

You big meanie!

Fauxie said:

kinda? that's fucking badass!!!

i did link the video, but the news site updates it every so many hours. That kid was MAD.

I just broke my mom's printer/scanner....I cracked the glass...i'm so dead.

I was sitting by her computer with my foot to the side and I pushed it off the shelf, it wasn't cheap i'm sure.

Not so cool busdriver!

sinisterpentatonic said:

actually, he seems like a nice guy. He was literally ringing the shit outta that kids neck, eh?

"I need a dep-teh"

unkemptpueblo said:

yeah he was. seems like he came to his senses towards the end.

sinisterpentatonic said:

yeah. like he remembered that there were like 10 witnesses and
a camera waiting to tell it.