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Can someone drop by and program my VCR for me today? I gotta go see the Purnce and TaMart show tonight and I don't wanna miss my stories, 'specially The 24 Show.
I will fix some lentil soup for whoever would like to help a guy out. Lentil soup doesn't grow on trees, by the way. Thanks! | |
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Okay well, actually I was hoping for a more immediate response. Don't feel any need to be shy. In fact, I'll add a slice of rye bread to the soup offer. Perfect for dunking! | |
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i know what all of you are thinking. "oh, i don't want to eat up all of anxy's lentil soup. it would be like stealing from him to eat his fine groceries in exchange for something simple like programming his VCR. i could never do something like that to him. anx gotta eat!"
but really, people. it's no problem. just program my VCR and you get some soup and bread. just that simple. but if you feel really guilty, my floor could use a little sweeping up. just giving you the option! so okay, i hope that sweetened the pot a little for you all. | |
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ps, if you aren't able to get the JackBauerPowerHour taped, lemme know | |
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endorphin74 said: ps, if you aren't able to get the JackBauerPowerHour taped, lemme know awesome! problem solved! i'm still willing to share the soup, though. does anyone know how to clean upholstery? | |
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i'm delighted to see this thread has become a smashing success! | |
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good work, kitty! | |
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endorphin74 said: good work, kitty! thank you - it was a lot of hard work, but it was worth it! speaking of which, still no takers. come on, people. my floor and sofa aren't going to clean themselves. | |
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google that users manual already | |
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MinneapolisFunk said: google that users manual already
i have butternut squash soup too, you know. | |
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I would do it if I lived closer and if u'd forget about the soup and put out some cookies "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: I would do it if I lived closer and if u'd forget about the soup and put out some cookies
well, i don't have cookies. but i could whip up some blue cornmeal muffins. | |
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Anx said: ThreadCula said: I would do it if I lived closer and if u'd forget about the soup and put out some cookies
well, i don't have cookies. but i could whip up some blue cornmeal muffins. I guess you dont want help do u? what is a cornmeal muffin? Cornbread?! U want me to set your VCR for some cornbread!? sigh "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: Anx said: well, i don't have cookies. but i could whip up some blue cornmeal muffins. I guess you dont want help do u? what is a cornmeal muffin? Cornbread?! U want me to set your VCR for some cornbread!? sigh cornmeal, cornbread, whatever. you're still getting some soup, i don't know what you're complaining about. | |
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Anx said: ThreadCula said: I guess you dont want help do u? what is a cornmeal muffin? Cornbread?! U want me to set your VCR for some cornbread!? sigh cornmeal, cornbread, whatever. you're still getting some soup, i don't know what you're complaining about. Ok Fine! I'll take the soup U got crackers right? "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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as a former victim of anxiety's "please drop by and fix my fill in the blank electronic device" scheme, i urge you all to not fall for it.
once he gets you in the apartment and you start working on the device, he starts humping your leg and begging you to sleep with him for soup. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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[Edited 2/27/06 9:46am] Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Anx said: I gotta go see the Purnce and TaMart show tonight and I don't wanna miss my stories, 'specially The 24 Show.
I will fix some lentil soup for whoever would like to help a guy out. Lentil soup doesn't grow on trees, by the way. Thanks! One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down. Prince.org: Where's Mani? | |
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cborgman said: as a former victim of anxiety's "please drop by and fix my fill in the blank electronic device" scheme, i urge you all to not fall for it.
once he gets you in the apartment and you start working on the device, he starts humping your leg and begging you to sleep with him for soup. I was suspicious. Anx, may I suggest you read the operational manual? No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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I'll take Ministrone please. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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ThreadCula said: Anx said: well, i don't have cookies. but i could whip up some blue cornmeal muffins. I guess you dont want help do u? what is a cornmeal muffin? Cornbread?! U want me to set your VCR for some cornbread!? sigh JUMP N*GGA!! One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down. Prince.org: Where's Mani? | |
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DynamicSavior said: ThreadCula said: I guess you dont want help do u? what is a cornmeal muffin? Cornbread?! U want me to set your VCR for some cornbread!? sigh JUMP N*GGA!! My name aint John Coffey "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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cborgman said: as a former victim of anxiety's "please drop by and fix my fill in the blank electronic device" scheme, i urge you all to not fall for it.
once he gets you in the apartment and you start working on the device, he starts humping your leg and begging you to sleep with him for soup. you were a former victim of my "can you help me move this sofa into my van" thread, get it right. | |
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ThreadCula said: U got crackers right? actually, could you pick up a box of zestas for me on the way over? i prefer unsalted tops, like my men. | |
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Anx said: ThreadCula said: U got crackers right? actually, could you pick up a box of zestas for me on the way over? i prefer unsalted tops, like my men. OMFUG YOU'RE A BOTTOM:!??! One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down. Prince.org: Where's Mani? | |
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DynamicSavior said: Anx said: actually, could you pick up a box of zestas for me on the way over? i prefer unsalted tops, like my men. OMFUG YOU'RE A BOTTOM:!??! no, but i couldn't pass up the opportunity for a tasteless joke. | |
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Anx said: DynamicSavior said: OMFUG YOU'RE A BOTTOM:!??! no, but i couldn't pass up the opportunity for a tasteless joke. a tasteless bottom tsk tsk tsk Spanxiety One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down. Prince.org: Where's Mani? | |
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did i miss the VCR party? | |
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