In my never-ending pursuit for self improvement and to further illustrate the end of my whoremongering, I'm thinking of joining Greenpeace. What do you think? Is it worth my time?

And please no references to my unbelievably large manhood here. Yes, I know if the anchor breaks off of the Greenpeace boat, I can just throw my enormous member over the side and the crisis is averted. That is completely beside the point, people! I am about saving the universe now and defeating the government fatcats who pollute our beautiful oceans with oil.


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Greenpeace is a big boat, right? I mean I know it's a organization because it has calendars and stuff but it is mostly a big boat full of like-minded non whoremongers trying to save the universe, isn't it?

i was going to do that, but i decided to collect precious moments porcelain figurines instead.

Oh for the love of God, get back to the penis and ho threads!!

Anx said:

Word! Same here,instead I purchase my address labels from SPCA

2the9s said:

Anx said:

Perfect idea for a future thread. My new enlightened state finds Precious Moments figurines adorable!

2the9s said:

Alas, that was a lifetime ago. It's been almost five days since the transformation. I can't go back now.

Look at this. Greenpeace people are funny! I could do this.

i almost joined greenpeace too, in order to serve the planet and accomplish good works with my life. then, i realized that i can take action to save the planet right here at home. so now i'm content with simply running any and all SUVS off the road when i encounter them