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Printablesinisterpentatonic said: XxAxX said: nope. why? one of the guys purposely shove a toy car up their butt and goes to the doctor to have it removed. the doctor wasn't believing his explaination of not knowing how it happened. they also show an x-ray of the car jammed up there. pretty funny if you ask me.  sounds like a good old american classic | |
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Why would anyone shove anything up their ass?? In all seriousness, your ass is for waste and if you damage it, specifically your rectum or bowels then how does your waste leave your body?? Well - let me tell you how. By a bag that is attached to your bowel hanging off your stomach. Someone very close to me is in this very situation and believe me, I wouldn't wish it on anyone, so people should definitely stop shoving things up their ass. | |
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kisscamille said: Why would anyone shove anything up their ass?? In all seriousness, your ass is for waste and if you damage it, specifically your rectum or bowels then how does your waste leave your body?? Well - let me tell you how. By a bag that is attached to your bowel hanging off your stomach. Someone very close to me is in this very situation and believe me, I wouldn't wish it on anyone, so people should definitely stop shoving things up their ass.
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kisscamille said: Why would anyone shove anything up their ass?? In all seriousness, your ass is for waste and if you damage it, specifically your rectum or bowels then how does your waste leave your body?? Well - let me tell you how. By a bag that is attached to your bowel hanging off your stomach. Someone very close to me is in this very situation and believe me, I wouldn't wish it on anyone, so people should definitely stop shoving things up their ass.
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XxAxX said: sinisterpentatonic said: sounds like a date!   "sorry mum! love to chat but right now i've got a bottle of Heinz57 sauce wedged so far up my butt i can't sit down. talk to you later, ok? what's that? yes, i did say Heinz57 sauce. .. .. yes, up my butt. .... why?....oh, because the cool kids at the ORG were all doin' it." Proof in the pudding
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XxAxX said: can you imagine how humiliating it would be to have to explain to medical personnel exactly HOW the bottle came to be wedged to tightly up where it shouldn't be?
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sinisterpentatonic said: XxAxX said: can you imagine how humiliating it would be to have to explain to medical personnel exactly HOW the bottle came to be wedged to tightly up where it shouldn't be?
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Anx said: kisscamille said: Why would anyone shove anything up their ass?? In all seriousness, your ass is for waste and if you damage it, specifically your rectum or bowels then how does your waste leave your body?? Well - let me tell you how. By a bag that is attached to your bowel hanging off your stomach. Someone very close to me is in this very situation and believe me, I wouldn't wish it on anyone, so people should definitely stop shoving things up their ass.
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There was an episode on ER where Dr Carter had a collection of objects he pulled out of different people's asses. A whole boxful. Prolly wanted to sell them on E-bay. "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
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FACT: The Pressure within a bottle and the pressure within the body are not the same. A simpliphication of terms, the body is pressurized and is like a vacum. So by putting an open bottle in one's ass, one can create a vacum of pressure that pulls the bottle up inside the anius.
Don't try this at home kids. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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superspaceboy said: Anx said: It's always something! i thought i was a-gonna DIE! | |
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jonylawson said: me neither
one of my last patients(i work in the emergency dept)before i left new zealand had! the only problem being it got stuck right up his bowel and his ever suffering wife tried to pull it out with some forceps..... it cracked. last i saw of him he was being prepped for theatre..... ah well as sly says different stokes..... The hell kind of thread is this. Some people think I'm kinda cute
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Anx said: superspaceboy said: It's always something! i thought i was a-gonna DIE! "You sure do ask a lot of questions for someone who comes from New Jersey" Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Rinluv said: The hell kind of thread is this. and more importantly, can this thread fit in tight places? | |
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Rinluv said: jonylawson said: me neither
one of my last patients(i work in the emergency dept)before i left new zealand had! the only problem being it got stuck right up his bowel and his ever suffering wife tried to pull it out with some forceps..... it cracked. last i saw of him he was being prepped for theatre..... ah well as sly says different stokes..... The hell kind of thread is this. the well lubed kind Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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ya'll are nasty. And I've never "shoved" anything up my ass. Everything that has gone up there went up there willingly. One of Dansa's org hornies 
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DynamicSavior said: ya'll are nasty. And I've never "shoved" anything up my ass. Everything that has gone up there went up there willingly.
with the right amount of lube and practice one doesn't have to "shove" anything. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: DynamicSavior said: ya'll are nasty. And I've never "shoved" anything up my ass. Everything that has gone up there went up there willingly.
with the right amount of lube and practice one doesn't have to "shove" anything. I'm talking all around tightness okay i've said too much  One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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Damn, I just threw out a bottle. | |
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i use to own this shirt, does it count?
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XxAxX said: sinisterpentatonic said: one of the guys purposely shove a toy car up their butt and goes to the doctor to have it removed. the doctor wasn't believing his explaination of not knowing how it happened. they also show an x-ray of the car jammed up there. pretty funny if you ask me. sounds like a good old american classic the scence where they're shooting bottle rockets out of their butts could've won an oscar for best cinematography alone. | |
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This thread instantly reminded me of Adam Sandler's "At A Medium Pace" LOL | |
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I've been avoiding clicking on this thread for days now.
My sister is a paramedic/firefighter, and she has countless stories of things stuck up peoples asses. You wouldn't believe the different things people use.  i call her up and say, "So do you have any more ass stories lately?"[Edited 2/24/06 6:59am] "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: XxAxX said: sounds like a good old american classic the scence where they're shooting bottle rockets out of their butts could've won an oscar for best cinematography alone. who exactly would have won the Oscar? the actors, their butts or the bottle rockets?  | |
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Anx said: kisscamille said: Why would anyone shove anything up their ass?? In all seriousness, your ass is for waste and if you damage it, specifically your rectum or bowels then how does your waste leave your body?? Well - let me tell you how. By a bag that is attached to your bowel hanging off your stomach. Someone very close to me is in this very situation and believe me, I wouldn't wish it on anyone, so people should definitely stop shoving things up their ass.
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one time i stuck a feather up my ass and called it macaroni. | |
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Anx said: one time i stuck a feather up my ass and called it macaroni.
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Anx said: one time i stuck a feather boa up my ass and called it macaroni.
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superspaceboy said: Anx said: now, if the title of this thread were "how many PRINCE ALBUMS have you shoved up your ass", then we could have a discussion.
I think I tried cramming the 1999 the new master up there...but even my ass rejected that crap. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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