me neither

one of my last patients(i work in the emergency dept)before i left new zealand had!

the only problem being it got stuck right up his bowel and his ever suffering wife tried to pull it out with some forceps.....

it cracked.

last i saw of him he was being prepped for theatre.....

ah well as sly says different stokes.....

yeah, i used to date a gynaecologist who had run different
interns in several hospitals and he said that you would not
believe the kind of stuff people put up their ass that gets
stuck there.

the most insane thing he ever saw in emergency room was a
priest who came in with a lightbulb stuck up his rectum.



getting it out is a very serious matter though since they
have to prep you for major surgery and get the stuff out
through your front. so they cut a hole into your lower torso
and have to go past all the stuff in there to get to the
part of the bowel in which the object is stuck.

so it's not like you can just drink some olive oil and wait
for it to pass. some of that stuff is life threateningly
dangerous.

people should really think about this kinda stuff before
they wedge a jackhammer of something up their starfish.

who's asking?

IstenSzek said:

no kidding, a cousin of mine is a surgeon, and one time he had to remove one of those




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.....one shouldnt judge though.

potatoes,rubber snakes,eyeliner pencils,small children

theres lots that can enter and leave an orrifice!

now, if the title of this thread were "how many PRINCE ALBUMS have you shoved up your ass", then we could have a discussion.

Me mate Geezer needs a cork up his arse. It stinks.

IstenSzek said:

that's cute

but my judgement might be a bit impaired at the moment...

Anx said:

it's really too bad you aren't a moderator still

XxAxX said:

so i could ban myself?

No, but can you remember when Becks stuck a champers bottle inside Posh and it broke..

Rumour, or True Story?

Anx said:

not all of us have your leadership abilities. the world needs more of you

I know this dude at the gym I go to and he used to shove a bottle up his girlfriend´s ass and tell everybody and brag about it...he also fucks other girls in the sauna, even his friend´s girlfriend....


I don´t like him cause he thinks he´s some hot shot but he´s really dumb and ignorant.

the thought has crossed my mind, but i haven't gotten around to it yet.

there a few people I want to kick up the arse does that count?

Anx said:

I think I tried cramming the 1999 the new master up there...but even my ass rejected that crap.

superspaceboy said:

i think i had 1999:TNM go the opposite direction once.

sinisterpentatonic said:

i've postponed the old 'let's shove a bottle up our ass' session for far too long. maybe tonight

XxAxX said:

sounds like a date!

8oz - no big deal. 2 Liter - I'm impressed!

sinisterpentatonic said:

"sorry mum! love to chat but right now i've got a bottle of Heinz57 sauce wedged so far up my butt i can't sit down. talk to you later, ok? what's that? yes, i did say Heinz57 sauce. .. .. yes, up my butt. .... why?....oh, because the cool kids at the ORG were all doin' it."

XxAxX said:

"ok dear, just make sure you wash the bottle off before putting it back into the fridge....k, love you too, have fun"

sinisterpentatonic said:

mum! wait! i think the cap just came off the bottle

XxAxX said:

"hello, what's that? the cap came off!! oh jeez, k, try this: place the bottle on the ground and hold while in a squating position rotate clockwise 360 degrees 2 times, that should work.....try that dear, call me back and let me know how it works out..good luck...bye....bye"



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can you imagine how humiliating it would be to have to explain to medical personnel exactly HOW the bottle came to be wedged to tightly up where it shouldn't be?

"i wasn't looking when i sat down."

XxAxX said:

have you seen jackass the movie?

sinisterpentatonic said:

nope. why?

XxAxX said:

one of the guys purposely shove a toy car up their butt and goes to the doctor to have it removed. the doctor wasn't believing his explaination of not knowing how it happened. they also show an x-ray of the car jammed up there. pretty funny if you ask me.