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Some sick bitch coughed in my mouth yesterday! And I'm calling her a bitch because she didn't bother to excuse herself!
A customer with the flu was paying for her scripts and when she handed me the money she coughed without covering her mouth or turning her head. I felt her breath hit the back of my throat and nostrils! I wanted to choke that bitch out! I held my breath while she dug around for some change and as soon as I handed her the receipt I ran to the sink to wash my hands and disinfect myself. My coworkers were laughing at me. I'm so pissed at Mrs. So-n-so and the next time she comes in and it's too early to fill her hydrocodone she's waiting! Piss me off, I'll show her! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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need me to have a word with her? | |
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You better OD on some zinc. That's just nasty. I might have said something to her. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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This just dawned on me...
You're her pharmacist. You could just kill her to get even. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: This just dawned on me...
You're her pharmacist. You could just kill her to get even. JESUS | |
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Mach said: Lammastide said: This just dawned on me...
You're her pharmacist. You could just kill her to get even. JESUS I've been riled up in the P&R forum too much lately, I think. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: This just dawned on me...
You're her pharmacist. You could just kill her to get even. COLD. BLOODED. | |
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Lammastide said: Mach said: JESUS I've been riled up in the P&R forum too much lately, I think. back away from the insanity that is P&R | |
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Anx said: need me to have a word with her?
I bet I have one of these next time her nasty ass comes around! Thanks for the offer! But don't worry- I'ma get her ass! Me- "I'm so sorry Mrs. So-n-so but this (vicodin) won't go through for another 12 days." Her (always)- "Can you loan me some?" Me- "Sorry, fresh out." Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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next time she shows up, just tell her you guys are fresh out of drugs but you'd be happy to develop some film for her. if she's weird enough to take you up on the offer, pocket the money and give her an envelope of dirty pictures when she returns for her photos. that'll learn her. [Edited 2/22/06 8:11am] | |
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Lammastide said: You better OD on some zinc. That's just nasty. I might have said something to her. I coundn't speak, I was holding my breath... and seething! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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CynthiasSocks said: Lammastide said: You better OD on some zinc. That's just nasty. I might have said something to her. I coundn't speak, I was holding my breath... and seething! Have you had a flu shot? Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Anx said: next time she shows up, just tell her you guys are fresh out of drugs but you'd be happy to develop some film for her. if she's weird enough to take you up on the offer, pocket the money and give her an envelope of dirty pictures when she returns for her photos. that'll learn her.
[Edited 2/22/06 8:11am] Okay you're going to get me fired! I'm going to offer to transfer her drugs elsewhere! Which she won't- all she get's are pain pills and I'm sure doesn't want to have to break in a new pharmacy. Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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CynthiasSocks said: Anx said: next time she shows up, just tell her you guys are fresh out of drugs but you'd be happy to develop some film for her. if she's weird enough to take you up on the offer, pocket the money and give her an envelope of dirty pictures when she returns for her photos. that'll learn her.
[Edited 2/22/06 8:11am] Okay you're going to get me fired! i can't possibly see how! | |
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Lammastide said: This just dawned on me...
You're her pharmacist. You could just kill her to get even. Well no, I'm here pharmacy tech so I'd have to convince the pharmacist to kill her, which she'd love to! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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Lammastide said: CynthiasSocks said: I coundn't speak, I was holding my breath... and seething! Have you had a flu shot? There's been a shortage for 2 years now. Doctors and nurses can get one regardless of the supply shortage but this doesn't apply to pharmacists or pharmacy staff. But on the flip side, if I need a drug (especially one that's been prescribed before) I've got access to them without the doctor's visit. Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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Anx said: CynthiasSocks said: Okay you're going to get me fired! i can't possibly see how! In a perfect world! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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I HATE when people do that. They might think what they have is nothing, but how do we know. Yep sick "B" she is. | |
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run, don't walk to the phamracy/health store and buy a product called "Airborne" which was developed for exactly this kind of situation
meantime take about 2000 mg of vit C good luck! | |
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oh wait, you're a pharmacist
no charge for the free advice | |
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unlucky7 said: I HATE when people do that. They might think what they have is nothing, but how do we know. Yep sick "B" she is.
and its just common courtesy or shall i say good manners to cover your mouth when your sick. thats just nasty and inconsiderate. | |
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Funniest.
Thread title. Ever. The Normal Whores Club | |
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Lammastide said: This just dawned on me...
You're her pharmacist. You could just kill her to get even. talk about getting even with someone One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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sorry Cynth, I couldn't help it. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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nakedpianoplayer said: Lammastide said: This just dawned on me...
You're her pharmacist. You could just kill her to get even. talk about getting even with someone co- | |
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Oh my goodness, that is really disgusting. That's worse than someone coughing in their hand and then offering to shake yours.At least then you can say no. "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
Pain is something to carry, like a radio...You should stand up for your right to feel your pain- Jim Morrison | |
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I can imagine you slapping her with her prescription bag
"Sick Bitch!" "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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CynthiasSocks said: My coworkers were laughing at me.
seriously, I just had the biggest laugh I have ever had on the org by your thread. it's the amount of contempt for the event that I found particularly funny. It was discusting. She was rude. But that was funny. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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ThreadCula said: I can imagine you slapping her with her prescription bag
"Sick Bitch!" ...choking her with a Ricolah throat losenge. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: ThreadCula said: I can imagine you slapping her with her prescription bag
"Sick Bitch!" ...choking her with a Ricolah throat losenge. M | |
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