minneapolisgenius said:

so, suddenly i have to report everything i do to you... ... actually, maybe i should have sent you the memo and had you actually approve my thread first...

in other news, i will be sending my girls to take care of you, whether you win one of those tickets or not...

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EllisDee said:

You can forget about MySpace for that.
Tell your girls not to bring those guns though. Guns are so two weeks ago.

minneapolisgenius said:

they won't be bringing guns, but i will be bringing something not nearly as long, but maybe just about as hard...

actually, probably not nearly as hard, either...

EllisDee said:

Ah the good old days.

minneapolisgenius said:

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i purchased his 2 singles off of itunes just so i would have a better chance and i didn't even want them!

EllisDee said:

it feels good to have you back...

what were you up to in the break?

Hi Ellis! Welcome back!

ELLIS!

Nice to see you!

LleeLlee said:

cborgman said:

nothing, really... ... i know i should come back with some dramatic story to tell, but really... i did nothing in my absence... 1 year, 1 month, and 27 days and not a damn story to tell...

Sweeny79 said:

hey there, sweetcheeks... ...

and i'm not just buttering you up because you're a mod now... i'll just pour it on a little thicker is all...

EllisDee said:

of course you are! great to see you, sweetie!

EllisDee said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

great to see you, too...

minneapolisgenius said:

EllisDee said:

minneapolisgenius said:

alright... let's say that you were homeless... and the only way to get food was by sucking dick... and you have 2 guys offering... one is offering spam and the other vienna sausages... would you rather suck dick for spam or vienna sausages..? ...

EllisDee said:

and.....Ellis is back. There's no doubt about that.


Anyway, I don't know actually. Would I be able to cook these vienna sausages?

EllisDee said:

Who could eat afta suckin dick?

origmnd said:

you'd be suprised...



*ham sammich*

purpleizpassion said:

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well, if you sucked the dick for spam, then you could make a spam sandwich...

minneapolisgenius said:

well, you are homeless... so, your options are problably either start a fire in a trashcan and cook them that way... or, you could probably suck dick for use of a stove or microwave...

i think the subject of homeless dick sucking should have it's own thread... ... that way everyone can answer without detracting from my girls or the purple ticket...

Ellis

Welcome back!

sag10 said:

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hey... you should've said hi to me on another thread... i'm embarrassed for you to be seeing this smut...

EllisDee said:

Such a gentleman! Not to worry, it is usual for here.

purpleizpassion said:

sag10 said:

well, in that case... gimme that hug... ...

origmnd said:

*xtra mayo on the ham sammich*

and Mr.Dee can fry us up some spam

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