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you coulda pulled a serial mom...
cover ya filthy mouth, ya fuggin' whore!!! [Edited 2/22/06 11:31am] | |
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This reminds me of when I was on the bus one time. I grabbed a sandwhich and the bus came before I could eat it. So I sat in my seat and started taking off the stuff I didn't like and pulling the peppercorns out of the salami and I put it back together and just dug in. I had eaten a few bites when I look up and see sitting in front of me a homeless person with sheet sized dandruff hanging off his hair! And the window was open so god knows I probably ate homeless dandruff with my sandwhich!!!!
You're story is pretty disturbing tho  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:
This reminds me of when I was on the bus one time. I grabbed a sandwhich and the bus came before I could eat it. So I sat in my seat and started taking off the stuff I didn't like and pulling the peppercorns out of the salami and I put it back together and just dug in. I had eaten a few bites when I look up and see sitting in front of me a homeless person with sheet sized dandruff hanging off his hair! And the window was open so god knows I probably ate homeless dandruff with my sandwhich!!!!
You're story is pretty disturbing tho didn't you mention this before... I can imagine your face. I would have want
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unlucky7 said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:
This reminds me of when I was on the bus one time. I grabbed a sandwhich and the bus came before I could eat it. So I sat in my seat and started taking off the stuff I didn't like and pulling the peppercorns out of the salami and I put it back together and just dug in. I had eaten a few bites when I look up and see sitting in front of me a homeless person with sheet sized dandruff hanging off his hair! And the window was open so god knows I probably ate homeless dandruff with my sandwhich!!!!
You're story is pretty disturbing tho didn't you mention this before... I can imagine your face. I would have want
wanted to puke. Yeah I did a thread on it You have no idea the horror as I saw those shards of dead head skin billowing off that man's head.
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XxAxX said: run, don't walk to the phamracy/health store and buy a product called "Airborne" which was developed for exactly this kind of situation
meantime take about 2000 mg of vit C good luck! Yep!  We stock that!Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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brownsugar said: unlucky7 said: I HATE when people do that. They might think what they have is nothing, but how do we know. Yep sick "B" she is.
and its just common courtesy or shall i say good manners to cover your mouth when your sick. thats just nasty and inconsiderate.For sure! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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FunkMistress said: Funniest.
Thread title. Ever. Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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nakedpianoplayer said: Lammastide said: This just dawned on me...
You're her pharmacist. You could just kill her to get even. talk about getting even with someone 
 Oh, I'm gonna get her!  Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said:
sorry Cynth, I couldn't help it. 
M I know, why me!? I would have laughed also had it been someone else!Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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shellyevon said: Oh my goodness, that is really disgusting. That's worse than someone coughing in their hand and then offering to shake yours.At least then you can say no.
Coughed IN MY MOUTH!  Oh that bitch!
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ThreadCula said: I can imagine you slapping her with her prescription bag
"Sick Bitch!"  Really and she had a bottle of Endal HD cough syrup so it would have left a nice mark! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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MickG said: CynthiasSocks said: My coworkers were laughing at me.
seriously, I just had the biggest laugh I have ever had on the org by your thread. it's the amount of contempt for the event that I found particularly funny. It was discusting. She was rude. But that was funny. Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: ThreadCula said: I can imagine you slapping her with her prescription bag
"Sick Bitch!" ...choking her with a Ricolah throat losenge. M Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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Nichola said: should have slapped herSocks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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Anx said: you coulda pulled a serial mom...
cover ya filthy mouth, ya fuggin' whore!!! [Edited 2/22/06 11:31am] Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:
This reminds me of when I was on the bus one time. I grabbed a sandwhich and the bus came before I could eat it. So I sat in my seat and started taking off the stuff I didn't like and pulling the peppercorns out of the salami and I put it back together and just dug in. I had eaten a few bites when I look up and see sitting in front of me a homeless person with sheet sized dandruff hanging off his hair! And the window was open so god knows I probably ate homeless dandruff with my sandwhich!!!!
You're story is pretty disturbing tho Fuck that! OMG!!! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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You're too damned nice.
It was well within your right to reprimand her. That was not only disgusting, but a genuine health issue! Would serve her right for you to take a snapshot of her and fax it to corporate (I'm just assuming you work for a chain) listing her as a shoplifter! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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CynthiasSocks said: And I'm calling her a bitch because she didn't bother to excuse herself!
A customer with the flu was paying for her scripts and when she handed me the money she coughed without covering her mouth or turning her head. I felt her breath hit the back of my throat and nostrils! I wanted to choke that bitch out! I held my breath while she dug around for some change and as soon as I handed her the receipt I ran to the sink to wash my hands and disinfect myself. My coworkers were laughing at me. 
I'm so pissed at Mrs. So-n-so and the next time she comes in and it's too early to fill her hydrocodone she's waiting! Piss me off, I'll show her!  Sorry to hear that you got coughed on by a sick person. Some people have no manners, I swear. Sheesh, if you're going to cough or sneeze, cover your nose and/or mouth, it isn't that difficult to do.  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:
This reminds me of when I was on the bus one time. I grabbed a sandwhich and the bus came before I could eat it. So I sat in my seat and started taking off the stuff I didn't like and pulling the peppercorns out of the salami and I put it back together and just dug in. I had eaten a few bites when I look up and see sitting in front of me a homeless person with sheet sized dandruff hanging off his hair! And the window was open so god knows I probably ate homeless dandruff with my sandwhich!!!!
You're story is pretty disturbing tho  Ewwwww!!!!!
Once when I was walking around downtown, I saw a homeless guy blowing his nose without a tissue. This is totally gross, but he was bent over a trashcan with one nostril covered and blowing air out of his other nostril to get the crap out. There was a big HUGE booger hanging out his nose. Just thinking about it makes me want to puke, it was sooo damn disgusting. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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PurpleJedi said: Would serve her right for you to take a snapshot of her and fax it to corporate (I'm just assuming you work for a chain) listing her as a shoplifter! Wow. And I thought I was sadistic! Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: PurpleJedi said: Would serve her right for you to take a snapshot of her and fax it to corporate (I'm just assuming you work for a chain) listing her as a shoplifter! Wow. And I thought I was sadistic!   By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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psychodelicide said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:
This reminds me of when I was on the bus one time. I grabbed a sandwhich and the bus came before I could eat it. So I sat in my seat and started taking off the stuff I didn't like and pulling the peppercorns out of the salami and I put it back together and just dug in. I had eaten a few bites when I look up and see sitting in front of me a homeless person with sheet sized dandruff hanging off his hair! And the window was open so god knows I probably ate homeless dandruff with my sandwhich!!!!
You're story is pretty disturbing tho Ewwwww!!!!!
Once when I was walking around downtown, I saw a homeless guy blowing his nose without a tissue. This is totally gross, but he was bent over a trashcan with one nostril covered and blowing air out of his other nostril to get the crap out. There was a big HUGE booger hanging out his nose. Just thinking about it makes me want to puke, it was sooo damn disgusting. homeless people got snots too! maybe he had no tissues? | |
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Lammastide said: This just dawned on me...
You're her pharmacist. You could just kill her to get even. A 'Desperate Housewives' plotline last season. | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:
This reminds me of when I was on the bus one time. I grabbed a sandwhich and the bus came before I could eat it. So I sat in my seat and started taking off the stuff I didn't like and pulling the peppercorns out of the salami and I put it back together and just dug in. I had eaten a few bites when I look up and see sitting in front of me a homeless person with sheet sized dandruff hanging off his hair! And the window was open so god knows I probably ate homeless dandruff with my sandwhich!!!!
You're story is pretty disturbing tho !!!!! DON'T GET ME STARTED!!! Ya'll already had a taste of this in that "horror retail stories" thread. But the people in West York are the most filthiest, rudest, nastiest sorry bunch of sonfuckers I have EVER come across in my entire life. How the hell do you come to the grocery store in the morning, and have the same dirt under your fingernails from last night. That's just fucking tryfullent. And they buy every other thing EXCEPT soap. Then they act like they can't hand me shit. I'll have my hand out and they'll throw it on the belt. Acting like they're afraid they're gonna catch something. So I'll cough on their change and hand it to them. Or they'll cough RIGHT IN MY GO*DAMN FACE. I SO FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT. When I was 9, my stepdad beat me in the face with a belt. Ever since then I've had issues regarding my face being touched or coming in contact with ANY kind of weirdness. So when those bitches cough in my face and shit I go the fuck OFF. One lady had to be removed out the store, because I really would've fought that bitch. I'm ringing her shit up, and instead of bagging, the lazy whore stands there in my face and goes "AHACKEMCOUGHCOUGHOHGODI'MDYING" and I said "WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? YOU'RE LIKE, 50 AND SHIT AND CAN'T COVER YOUR DAMN MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH?" and she said "What the hell is your problem? I'm sick" and I said " I don't give a damn WHAT you are. Cover your fucking mouth you nasty bitch!" oOOOOOHHHHH!!I was SO pissed at her! And she cocked her arm back to hit me and my manager grabbed her arm and told her it was time to go, and If she ever came back in the store, the cops would be called. So of course I got in trouble, I didn't care. and they asked me what happened. I told them that lady had the indecency to cough AT my damn face, and I had to tell her about herself. Fortunately, they know me and I didn't get in that much trouble. They just told me next time to calmly get my point across. But that shit was fucking nasty and they would've flipped too. And the fucking cigarette smokers....oh my GOD...One of Dansa's org hornies 
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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psychodelicide said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:
This reminds me of when I was on the bus one time. I grabbed a sandwhich and the bus came before I could eat it. So I sat in my seat and started taking off the stuff I didn't like and pulling the peppercorns out of the salami and I put it back together and just dug in. I had eaten a few bites when I look up and see sitting in front of me a homeless person with sheet sized dandruff hanging off his hair! And the window was open so god knows I probably ate homeless dandruff with my sandwhich!!!!
You're story is pretty disturbing tho Ewwwww!!!!!
Once when I was walking around downtown, I saw a homeless guy blowing his nose without a tissue. This is totally gross, but he was bent over a trashcan with one nostril covered and blowing air out of his other nostril to get the crap out. There was a big HUGE booger hanging out his nose. Just thinking about it makes me want to puke, it was sooo damn disgusting. eww, that happened to me yesterday I was walking around the corner and this guy happened to blow his nose ( no hands or tissue) I had to check my coat to make sure nothing was on it. | |
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DynamicSavior said: You're story is pretty disturbing tho When I was 9, my stepdad beat me in the face with a belt. Ever since then I've had issues regarding my face being touched or coming in contact with ANY kind of weirdness. So when those bitches cough in my face and shit I go the fuck OFF. One lady had to be removed out the store, because I really would've fought that bitch. I'm ringing her shit up, and instead of bagging, the lazy whore stands there in my face and goes "AHACKEMCOUGHCOUGHOHGODI'MDYING" and I said "WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? YOU'RE LIKE, 50 AND SHIT AND CAN'T COVER YOUR DAMN MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH?" and she said "What the hell is your problem? I'm sick" and I said " I don't give a damn WHAT you are. Cover your fucking mouth you nasty bitch!" oOOOOOHHHHH!!I was SO pissed at her! And she cocked her arm back GOD...[/quote] the above is so funny. | |
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charlottegelin said: psychodelicide said: Ewwwww!!!!!
Once when I was walking around downtown, I saw a homeless guy blowing his nose without a tissue. This is totally gross, but he was bent over a trashcan with one nostril covered and blowing air out of his other nostril to get the crap out. There was a big HUGE booger hanging out his nose. Just thinking about it makes me want to puke, it was sooo damn disgusting. homeless people got snots too! maybe he had no tissues? Guess he didn't have tissues, but you would think that he would maybe ask somebody for one. Homeless people beg for money all the time, so you would think they wouldn't be shy to ask for a tissue if they needed one.RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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unlucky7 said: psychodelicide said: Ewwwww!!!!!
Once when I was walking around downtown, I saw a homeless guy blowing his nose without a tissue. This is totally gross, but he was bent over a trashcan with one nostril covered and blowing air out of his other nostril to get the crap out. There was a big HUGE booger hanging out his nose. Just thinking about it makes me want to puke, it was sooo damn disgusting. eww, that happened to me yesterday I was walking around the corner and this guy happened to blow his nose ( no hands or tissue) I had to check my coat to make sure nothing was on it. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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that is really gross. people have no manners these days! i hope you keep some listerine in the back room (do they still make that stuff?)... | |
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