Bkw reeks of beer
But he is still such a dear
He loves his daughter
And doesn;t fill the forum with fodder
Which is why I wish he was near
me.

the end.

JasmineFire said:

Jasminfire's got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
She's hot for bkw.
She's got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, she's hot for bkw,

He makes her want to twist and shout,
or flip and flop like a rainbow trout,

She's hot for bkw!

I knew a girl from Brooklyn
She would dance the salsa.
Cha Cha Cha
She hooked up animals
in her vet-life
But she was scared of her hair
scared of her hair
scared of her hair...

2the9s said:

LleeLlee ran through the woods
With her arms swinnging madly
She would scream "WheeWhee!!"
And then bump her kneeknees
On a log I left lying there
lying there
lying there.

daaaaayyyuuuum 2the9s,
You're so fine,
Seems 2 happen to me each and everytime,
I see you post,
It's like watching a really cruel celibrity roast,
of some b-movie star,
like Zelaira or anxiety or evenstar,
Damn you,
baby you're sooooo fine.














that sucked.

AsianBomb777 said:

AsianBomb777 said:

Me likey!

AsianBomb777 said:

we're just friends.

fantasyislander talked with Lucy
She talked into the mic
Did Lucy talk back?
Hell no she just spit up
spit up
spit up
And I had to clean it up.

2the9s said:

There once was a 2the9s
Who thought he was so damn fine
But when he stepped outside with his thong
He realized he was wrong
And was arrested for a crime.

the end

2the9s said:

i love it!!

JasmineFire said:

How did you know that was you?

2the9s said:

and now you're in denial, too?

No bidness like showing me your bidness
zip up after, get your leggs waxed
your face in the zipper caught
a gander at the fish taco
big meat under the bored..walk
candy floss, tickle my tummy
giggle after the poom farts
laugh at the medical malfunctions
the joke is the rain, slanted on the walk
run from the filth, eat the stain
candy gives u the runs...walk into the gutter
ants at the pants
bugs at the buggerbunz
funny faces at the palace of punz.

I know, I don't understand it either..lol

Call it esoteric.

2freaky4church1 said:

ode to the org..


in a daze of boredom..
thoughts and ideals pulsing in rhythmless wonders.
no! not the light of whoredom and sordid ideals are not the things
that beckons me to the org..but rather pointless blunders
that seem to arise from the org..for you see like the one's before us..
the org was created in boredom..truly boredom is dangerous..

becoming one with the org..

becoming one with the org is like dog catching the its tail:
no never correct things that have fail!
nor the shades of comic-relief or waves of pretentiousness,
that runs this place.

becoming one with the org,is like pondering a wonderless thought,or rather..like this poem i am writting..
the org..the org..the org..blah!

Four years on this site,
And for two I was a twat,
I'd rather not talk about
The two before that.



Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've tried to be a manwhore but I don't get ample opportunity to use long words so it leaves me feeling unfulfilled.

Fauxie said:

Will you write a poem for me?

btw will you read my profile pic thread ,i did mention you

Nikki23 said:

I went and checked out the thread. Thank you!

A poem? Ok, here's one from me hoping you're feeling better now. You seemed very unwell a few days ago.

newsy notes and hi theres,
how've you beens and truth shares,
she should know that he cares,
'cause so goes nikki, fauxie fares.

A nice little poem is like Natisse,
Short and sweet.

Fauxie said:

That is very sweet

If only you were single!

Nikki23 said:

so are you feeling better?

Fauxie said:

Much better thanks ,i didn't need to see my grumpy Doctor ..it still hurts when i yawn though!

Nikki23 said:

good to hear

and that you didn't need to see your grumpy doctor

my voom by shausler was better, and he sang it to me too