Ode to Fauxie


My dearest Fauxie, more fish than a trout,
Sexy accented Farang, strutting about,
Pretty damned fem, but not as gay as Jersey's bacon thread,
With eyes like yours, who gives a damn if you have hair on your head.
Your wit is razor sharp and your charm is adorable,
which speaks volumes to your elure being that your thread's are so damned horrible,

Viva Le Fauxie!

'Lips around my penis' reprise on published work

first!

la toilette (pour 9s)
a haiku

9s you smell of poo
no surprise, thanks to Lucy
by the way, Tarr sucks!

AsianBomb777 said:

awww, but that's why i clicked on this damned thread in the first place...

bkw said:

I can't help but picture you saying that with a gaping wide mouth now.

Brownsugar,
Compared to her, I'm just a crusty bugger.
One of the hottest women in this joint,
Kind and considerate, and to-the-point,
She's what it's all about,
More delicious than deep fried rainbow trout,
So fine and sexy to me, but I must refute
her wackass idea that 2the9s is cute.

AsianBomb777 said:

Hand clapz, finger snaps,
Ain't gonna put up with no one's crap,
She really has a dirty mind,
Her retort is as ferocious as her heart is kind,
She makes me want to scream and shout,
And swim through the purple rain like a rainbow trout,
I sometimes wonder if we're related,
cuase from the waste down, I'm all black and elongated.

asianbomb777
could never understand
that sexiness-2the9s-my man
but that okay i love ab still
my wasted time on the org
i will let him fill
[Edited 2/19/06 19:06pm]

bkw said:

Now that shit is funny.

Muse2nopharoah,
struck me down like cupid's arrow,
Such pretty eyes, I must attest,
And supple lips and perky soft breasts,
And georgous hair, and striking cheeks,
And thighs too sexy for the meek,
And and a pearcing stare that seems to shout,
And shiny skin, just like a rainbow trout,
And toes manicured to greatest perfection,
Shit, I gotta stop typing and take care of this erection.


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[Edited 2/19/06 19:11pm]

AsianBomb777 said:

i'm putting that shit in my profile.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

ab your a talented lad

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Chad Hunt,
Not an orger, and not a cunt,
Don't matter if you got wit or charm,
Becuase motherfucker, your cock looks like an arm.

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[Edited 2/19/06 19:50pm]

AsianBomb777 said:

you almost made me choke on a pop-tart!

That made me wonder what it would be like to be clotheslined with an erection.

AsianBomb777 said:

LMAO!!!

This is an ode to AB
The orger I glad to again see
Thou are obsess with trout
Which clears up any doubt
That even Feud couldn’t figure you out

I love you, Do you love me?
We shall become one
For eternity
your smell
your touch
bleh.

bkw said:

Ocean said:

Please don't encourage him! Brett is morally suspect!

AsianBomb777 said:

Milty Milty Moo,
Where are you?
We've got some work to do now,
Scrappy do and Shaggy too both love you,
But not as much as I do now,
Milty Milty Moo,
I'll put my frenchmaid dress on and cook a rainbow trout for you now.

HobbesLeCute said:

unlucky7 said:

AsianBoi you are the bomb,
Why does everybody have a bomb?
Your lips, they need some balm.

From being round my penis
round my penis
round my penis...

2the9s said:

mad stupid.