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PrintableSpats said: You don't want to look like Maria Carey. She has a piggy face.
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That's a funny emoticon. I think that is what Mariah has done with her face. | |
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Spats said: That's a funny emoticon. I think that is what Mariah has done with her face.
so you like that emoticon? here's a few more for you.        
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Until they are mature enough to know what "no" and "be quiet" mean and respond consistently, never ever take them to any restaurant nice enough to have cloth napkins, never ever take them to a movie theater except for films intended specifically for children, and fly commercial airlines only when absolutely necessary, and with the use of sedatives if medically possible. I'm beggin ya.
Beyond these basic courtesy items, here's the thing: Instead of telling them what to think, teach them how to think. Everything else will work itself out.  [Edited 2/20/06 11:21am] Seattle Org Invasion July 28th-30th  http://www.prince.org/msg/2/177514
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You nailed it. Keep them far away from movie theatres. I cannot tell you how many times a movie has been ruined for me because some parents bring their kid to the movie and the kid never shuts up from beginning to end. They should know that the kid is not going to have the attention span to sit in a movie for 1 hour and half to 2 hours. Rent a a DVD instead. | |
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Spats said: You nailed it. Keep them far away from movie theatres. I cannot tell you how many times a movie has been ruined for me because some parents bring their kid to the movie and the kid never shuts up from beginning to end. They should know that the kid is not going to have the attention span to sit in a movie for 1 hour and half to 2 hours. Rent a a DVD instead.
so spats. when are you going to your next movie? i'll bring my daughter and sit right behind your ass.  | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: MartyMcFly said: A bit of both I guess... Axl should know when to give it a rest... god knows he's old enough...  You are spats? The difference between Marty & spats is spats' consistency, Marty is just a reactionary lunatic.....always has been. But yes, the two should meet and spats wouldn't be so lonely! | |
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Spats said: You don't want to look like Maria Carey. She has a piggy face.
are you sure you're a man? what kind of a man describes a woman's face as "piggy"? that's such a girly term to use. | |
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That thought it sounded less harsh than what i was originally gonna say. | |
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Cut it out ALL OF YOU. I mean it - you all should know better. This is rapidly heading towards a swift lockdown. Sharpen up!
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Spats said: You nailed it. Keep them far away from movie theatres. I cannot tell you how many times a movie has been ruined for me because some parents bring their kid to the movie and the kid never shuts up from beginning to end. They should know that the kid is not going to have the attention span to sit in a movie for 1 hour and half to 2 hours. Rent a a DVD instead.
  Am I the only one on here who likes this guy?One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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BananaCologne said: Cut it out ALL OF YOU. I mean it - you all should know better. This is rapidly heading towards a swift lockdown. Sharpen up!
One of the things I do is something picked up from my mom when my younger brother and I would get in trouble all those years ago. She'd hear an arguement of ours, and we could hear her marching towards us. She emphasized her footfalls so you knew that she was upset and we'd be getting in trouble. It was like the hand of God coming down to smack us.  [Edited 2/20/06 11:48am] | |
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TMPletz said: BananaCologne said: Cut it out ALL OF YOU. I mean it - you all should know better. This is rapidly heading towards a swift lockdown. Sharpen up!
One of the things I do is something picked up from my mom when my younger brother and I would get in trouble all those years ago. She'd hear an arguement of ours, and we could hear her marching towards us. She emphasized her footfalls so you knew that she was upset and we'd be getting in trouble. It was like the hand of God coming down to smack us.
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Well fuck me, I wouldn't go that far! | |
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BananaCologne said: TMPletz said:
One of the things I do is something picked up from my mom when my younger brother and I would get in trouble all those years ago. She'd hear an arguement of ours, and we could hear her marching towards us. She emphasized her footfalls so you knew that she was upset and we'd be getting in trouble. It was like the hand of God coming down to smack us.
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Well fuck me, I wouldn't go that far! Well, that was meant as a parenting tactic, but if you want to use it for the Org too, then go ahead. | |
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Spats said: That thought it sounded less harsh than what i was originally gonna say.
were you originally going to say that her shoes were out of season or something? | |
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BananaCologne said: TMPletz said:
One of the things I do is something picked up from my mom when my younger brother and I would get in trouble all those years ago. She'd hear an arguement of ours, and we could hear her marching towards us. She emphasized her footfalls so you knew that she was upset and we'd be getting in trouble. It was like the hand of God coming down to smack us.
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Well fuck me, I wouldn't go that far! Gawd, this is a good thread..... | |
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Anyone ever get whooped with one of these before?
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Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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TMPletz said: BananaCologne said:
Well fuck me, I wouldn't go that far! Well, that was meant as a parenting tactic, but if you want to use it for the Org too, then go ahead. I was just about to say, maybe luv4u and I will utilise the 'big stompy feet' thing in future first, and see how that goes | |
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DynamicSavior said: Anyone ever get whooped with one of these before?
See, now you're really gonna have to explain that one to me...  | |
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abierman said: BananaCologne said:
Well fuck me, I wouldn't go that far! Gawd, this is a good thread.....I'm crying because I'm laughing so hard!
Next time I'll remember to say, "Back to the thread topic...."  | |
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BananaCologne said: DynamicSavior said: Anyone ever get whooped with one of these before?
See, now you're really gonna have to explain that one to me... it's kinda Lynchian..... | |
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abierman said: BananaCologne said: See, now you're really gonna have to explain that one to me... it's kinda Lynchian..... David Lynchian you mean?  | |
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BananaCologne said: abierman said: it's kinda Lynchian..... David Lynchian you mean?  | |
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abierman said: BananaCologne said: David Lynchian you mean? Ahhhhh! I think  | |
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BananaCologne said: DynamicSavior said: Anyone ever get whooped with one of these before?
See, now you're really gonna have to explain that one to me... My mom whooped me with one of the blades after she found some pornos under my bed. One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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bluesbaby said: DynamicSavior said: 
I CAN NOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH PEOPLE. You will save yourself a LOT of trouble if you get to them early. As soon as a kid starts talking back, I believe you have the right to hit him/her in the throat or higher. I'm not saying abuse your child, but some of them damn well close enough need it. That way, when they get older and start fucking up, you won't have to ask yourself "WHERE did I go wrong?!?!?" Please. Get to that ass while you still can and before it's too late. Even if you don't think they need an ass whooping DO IT ANYWAY. Get your point across with some damn leather. And next time they wanna do something, they won't even think ONCE about doing it. They'll get flashbacks from their last ass whooping and the thought will completely leave their mind. This has been a GSK PSA. Thank you. IN the throat or higher? I hope to God you are kidding about this crap.i had to laugh, i thought it was a joke  surely no human being would say something like that and mean it.... i think its supposed to be a not to funny joke  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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DynamicSavior said: BananaCologne said: See, now you're really gonna have to explain that one to me... My mom whooped me with one of the blades after she found some pornos under my bed. She turned it off first though, right? | |
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nakedpianoplayer said: bluesbaby said: IN the throat or higher? I hope to God you are kidding about this crap.i had to laugh, i thought it was a joke surely no human being would say something like that and mean it.... i think its supposed to be a not to funny joke OMG!! I CAN'T EVER BE SERIOUS ON HERE!!! One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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DynamicSavior said: nakedpianoplayer said: i had to laugh, i thought it was a joke surely no human being would say something like that and mean it.... i think its supposed to be a not to funny joke OMG!! I CAN'T EVER BE SERIOUS ON HERE!!!  | |
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BananaCologne said: DynamicSavior said: My mom whooped me with one of the blades after she found some pornos under my bed. She turned it off first though, right? you can turn those off?One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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