So, I've been exercising and eating well for the last month or two. (Aside from the beer and vodka)) I have high blood pressure and of course I'm carrying a pound or fifty too much. I've been doing well, lost an inch or two from the waist and I'm proud of myself. Today I decided to cook a nice breakfast for myself and my children. I bought some expensive bacon, 6 bucks for about 10 oz.

I must say, I know how bad it is for me, but god help me, it's the most delicious piece of pork fat I've ever eaten.

I haven't read the bulk of the post but I have a fair idea this was meant as a post on Red's thread.

I picture you as a guy that puts alot of pork in your mouth.

AsianBomb777 said:

I picture you as a guy with my fist under your chin.

Awww, what's her name jersey?

jerseykrs said:

I'm sorry--I'm just trying to be more Gene Simmons than Richard Simmons this year.
When I saw that picture of you in that yellow shirt with your hair nice and jelled and all dolled up, I thought I'd try picking on you.

Fauxie said:

ROFL!!!!

AsianBomb777 said:

It was matte clay, not gell.

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jerseykrs said:

Ohhhh really!

jerseykrs said:

awww!! looks like a good breakfast, and your kids seem to enjoy it!





oh, and i LOOOOOVE bacon too!

I had a bacon sandwich for breakfast (AHEM! try 4 o clock ) OH it was good!!

senik said:

Have you ever tried turkey bacon?

It's a little better for you and still tastes delicious.

If you cook it in between paper towels in the microwave it gets really crispy.


P.S. Really cute kids!

My biological time bomb has been kicking.....beautiful kids JERS.

There is no 7 degrees of seperation from bacon for me. I LOVE IT. The saltier the better.


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SynthiaRose said:

First of all thank you, and yes, I have had turky bacon. It substitutes the fix until days like today when I crave the real shit.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

LOL, thanks mig. Hell yeah, it's so bad, but so fucking delicious.

This thread is so fucking gay, I think I'm gonna go visit the 7 Seas or Mons Venus right this fucking minute.

AsianBomb777 said:

Shut it you!


Stop talking about me like I'm not here.....





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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

AsianBomb777 said:

.....all is forgiven....

M

jers has flowers!



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and they are pretty too!

Sir Francis Bacon...



..."Knowledge is power."


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Hell freakin' yeah...



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Tribal Disorder

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emm said:

They were for my daughter for Valentine's day. I'm a good daddy.

Have you tried micowaving bacon?
I got one of those bacon microwave plates, all the fat drips away from the bacon and it comes out nice and crispy.

jerseykrs said:

That is so sweet , you are a good Dad

jerseykrs said:

yes you are
beautiful babies jers

AsianBomb777 said:

Yeah, I'm sure.

Bacon