so i was having this conversation with someone at a bar last night
and they were acting like they knew everything about music.

but as i pressed on, it turned out they only knew a handful of the
more popular artists and never heard anything from Stevie or James
beyond some well known singles. didn't know any jazz or blues.

didn't know any prince (shock) beyond 1999.

heck, i don't care, as long as you can have a nice conversation on
the artists that you DO know, it's ok with me. i like madonna too,
and don't have to talk and be pretentious about obscure 1955 live
Miles tracks.

so anyway, we get to talking and EVERYTHING i mention gets dissed.
after a while he said "i think your taste in music is rather bad,
to be honest".

so i got so damned pissed off i just said

"well, what you consider your personal TASTE in music is actually
just your ATTITUDE".



i told him, if you can judge prince by ONE song that you know, is
that fair? the man wrote 700+ songs already. that is like if you
would write your biography and i would judge you by readig just
5 lines from the entire book.

so then he got all defensive and mad and shit and said he'd seen
me before walking around like i owned the joint thinking i was all
that ánd a bag of crisps

(note, i always walk in, find a seat somewhere quiet or stand near
the wall talking with some close friends and don't DO the room or
flirt with a dozen people a night. i basically mind my own and do
as little as i can to attract any attention).

than he has the nerve to call me a little punk with snobbish taste
who doesn't appreciate normal people.

HELLO. what fucking planet are you on you big ol' pumpkin head mf?

so in true Dynasty style, i actually threw my drink in his face
and said "hier achterlijke sukkel" and than i left, feeling ashamed
and like a big old queen fart. lol.

at first i was so ashamed of myself that i didn't even tell Gooey
when i saw him on yahoo this morning lol. but now that i have had
time to think about it, i shall revell this moment as the point on
which i finally became more assertive.

oh yeah, and he told me that if my coca cola doesn't wash out of
his Polo Ralf Lauren shirt (s.n.o.b.) he will send me the bill.

Dude, let's have sex, like RIGHT NOW!!!

AsianBomb777 said:

we're already doin' it man

IstenSzek said:

That is the funniest thing I have ever read.

I think I love you!

jerseykrs said:

so once i'd done it i thought to myself "this is the most shamefull
moment of your life so far. congratulations Lars, you did it again"

IstenSzek said:

Sinister said:

although, i don't think too many people noticed me since dude
was dressed up like one of Gwen Stefani's Harajuku Girls

OMG! I love, love LOVE that you threw a drink in his face!

I've always wanted to do that.

Actually, I have done that but it was when I was 12 years old and it was chocolate milk that I threw at my brother. Not quite the same.

CarrieMpls said:

I have done it a few times..

CarrieMpls said:

still, practice makes perfect

Nice one!


I've done that too, but it was my own face and a case of poor coordination in a state of considerable inebriation.

Best to use THEIR drink to throw over them though, so you arent wasting yours..

REDFEATHERS said:

What, so you throw their drink in their face and then remain seated at your table happily drinking your beverage? That's a little cheeky.

AsianBomb777 said:

i had a dream about you a few days ago. you made a clone of yourself.
you freeze-dried it and powdered it. then you sent it to me via air-mail
and as it arrived at my house, all i had to do was add water and presto:
my very own Dan, to use and abuse at will.

i think i stained the sheets a bit too

Fauxie said:

Or pick up an old one...

IstenSzek said:

Dude, I'm sooooo ready for a Euro vacation.
Meeting HamsterHuey, You, and Abierman would be great.

I hear there are other orgers in Europe too or something.

AsianBomb777 said:

oh that would be so great. getting drunk with Dan
is one of my "to do" things for 2006 now

AsianBomb777 said:

God you're pathetic.

IstenSzek said:

funny, that would have been me he was talking about..... .....but I wasn't around last night!

AsianBomb777 said:

dude, try those other orgers here in Europe, I'm really not all that.....

I've wanted to throw a drink a couple of times, but i feel a bit bad about throwing a hot drink, i wouldn't want to burn his eyebrows off, I should drink more cold drinks.

LleeLlee said:

I'll tell 9s to stop buying you hot chocolate, aight?
[Edited 2/19/06 6:33am]

abierman said:

oh dear, the hot chocolate part is spot on, but it isn't 9sey or an orger.

i would've payed money to hear you call him a pumpkin head mofo!

I'm SOOO happy you chose to share that story with us. Friggin HIGHlarious.

abierman said:

yes you are



aksel =

sinisterpentatonic said:

it is my favorite insult ever since i first heard it in
Nick Cave's song "The Curse of Mill Haven":

But I didn't kill little Biko
that was two junior high school psychos
Stinky bohoon and his friend with the pumpkin-sized head

:standingovationclapping:


Oh my God!!!!! I'm soooo glad you did that.



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