Ok, I was just talking online with spOOkymuffin, and we were discussing wierd dreams. Earlier this evening, I happened to just fall asleep for a couple of hours, and was relating to him this wierd-assed dream I had. It transpired thus:

I found myself in a classroom with a girl sat in the row opposite who was slumped over her desk

A boy was sat in my row a few tables in front of me with his head also slumped over his desk, but he wouldn't turn around when called.

The teacher was at the front of the small classroom just grinning manically as he made his way to the girl opposite, placed his hand over her face, as I shouted to try and awaken her from her stupour.

She screamed and then silently turned to me with uh... no face. Just blank skin.

It was at this point I vomited a porridge-like substance all over the evil teacher, who was now making his way towards me. The teacher melted into the floor.

It was at this point that I realised that I was in fact Dr Who.

I then suddenly found myself at the top of a stairwell on one of uh, these. Being Dr Who, I naturally thought it would make me fly *ahem*

It didn't.

Suddenly, I found myself at the foot of three flights of stairs lying very still.

I then went outside, where I bumped into Paul Gasgoines drinking buddy Jimmy Five Bellies.

Then I woke up, somewhat confused and dribbling on my pillow.

So, my question to you dear Ogre is a simple one, do you think I should stop playing Silent Hill 4 - The Room?

I once had a dream where I was fucking some really hot girl with another one watching.

It was so good.

I was about to come, when I looked down and tar was coming outta her pussy.

I woke up, shocked and I ain't been near a pussy since.

That was some weird shit.

Tarpussy's a terrible thing.

Spookymuffin said:

'Vampussy' - that chit'll kill ya.

BananaCologne said:

Suck you dry more like. I hate teething pussies.

I once had a very realistic dream that I kissed the former orger Nero. That's the only time I've ever had a dream about an orger (and yes, I think dreaming about orgers is totally weird whoever they are ).

I'm not saying anything about fantasies though...

retina said:

you just revealed how lonely you really are.

I've told this dream before on the org, but it stays the weirdest of them all, probably just because I remember it after writing it down...

I had a dream once... I was walking in the desert with a bag full of condoms that I had to put on the dicks of camels, because there was an aids-epidemic going round.

MarieLouise said:

Spookymuffin said:

I know.

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

You really think that would help THAT dream?!?

It was surreal enough that it deserved preserving I thought

MarieLouise said:

Well you're attractive so I forgive.

Spookymuffin said:

Awww, are you trying to be funny, little boy?

retina said:

yes. it didn't work, did it.

Spookymuffin said:

Not sure if the camels in my dream handle the same logic though.

MarieLouise said:

No, but penis and you putting condoms on does

A couple of nights ago I dreamt that I was on a beach and I was being buried alive. It was weird because it was dirt, not sand, that was being put on top of me. It was also weird that it seemed like I had a choice of being buried or not. I kept saying "I don't want to do this anymore. Stop." But they wouldn't. I could see everything getting darker.


Last week I dreamt that my front tooth came out and another one was loose. I called my cousin and told her because everytime she dreams that her teeth are falling out, someone dies. 3 days later my best friend's grandfather died.


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Spookymuffin said:

Afraid of the snappers myself.

Wanna hear somthing sick?

I dream I'm at work.I dream that I'm in my classroom answering stupid questions.

"Can I go to my locker?
Not now.

Can I get a drink?

Not now.

My cousin is coming over today and he's gonna help me build a Lego Mansion and....
Well isn't that nice?!


Can I borrow a pencil?
Yes.


Last Night on Dirty Deeds there was this guy right and this guy was....."



it just doesn't stop.


and yes you should stop playing that game.

BananaCologne said:

Which Doctor were you? Tom Baker? Peter Davidson? Jon Pertwee???

I once had a dream where I saw myself get shot in a drive-by while I was chillin holdin a baby. I don't have any kids, but I guess I did in the dream. Anyway, the baby got shot too. Later on, I saw my ex-boyfriend at my funeral. When I woke up, I thought I was really dead for a moment since I've heard that if you die in a dream, you die in real life. I guess I proved that one wrong to myself.

I hate it when my phobias get into my dreams... like my fear of heights.

TMPletz said:

and the one about going down too fast

Sweeny79 said:

...hmmm, ok

TMPletz said:

I'm not really sure if I was any of them - it was a 'first-person' kinda dream. But if I'd had a choice, Mr Baker but of course!

Moonstar319 said:

if you dream of a white bat it means you're gonna die!

BananaCologne said:

Yeah, that's how I felt after having it. I was scurred that whole morning and a bit confused wondering if I was in the land of the living or if I had crossed over already.

Moonstar319 said:

I have days like that. Normally after modding this place

BananaCologne said:

It's been a looooong day and I'm off to bed now. That was my sign. haha

Spookymuffin said:

charlottegelin said:

When I dream of a white bat it's my crazy ass next door neighbor.Wait a minute, she IS a crazy ass white bat, I just wish I was dreaming.