One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her
92-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became
violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor
apartment, killing him instantly. Brought before the court, on the
charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her
own defense. "Your Honor," she began coolly, "I figured that at 92,
if he could screw, he could fly."