Moi!

But lets take taxis, cos I dont drive..

jerseykrs said:

Sure. I take it you mean the ones who rejected me.

REDFEATHERS said:

You pretty much fit the bill too, car aside. Do you have a penchant for bikinis though?

I feel ignored.

Better give it a bump. No posts in ages.

Fauxie said:

Just bikini bottoms..

REDFEATHERS said:

I was going to say you're half there but upon further consideration that's even better!

Can you fund my tea habit though? Also, how about the physical violence aspect? Chair bashing skills? How well do you handle a brick?

Fauxie said:

Well you can keep the top part, unless we are going shopping, I prefer to sunbathe topless

Tea? From my travels I have tea from all over the world. I prolly have about nearly 15 types in my kitchen cupboard.

I can throw a mean punch, I used to spar with one of my exes, and my lil bro is always physically fighting with me, so thats no problem.

Chairs, bricks, sticks, shoes, computer monitors, plates, saucepans and brooms, I am pretty handy with them all - in a violent way..

REDFEATHERS said:

If anything I think you're overqualified. I'm starting to feel a little insecure now, but I'm sure I'll get over it if I think about the topless sunbathing enough.

I don't have 15 different teas in my cupboard right now either, only 8. I need to go shopping.

I feel like I have stepped in bizarro world! You have been taken over by Sinister2003 brother!

Fauxie said:

Now I am depressed.

I am over qualified for work and now over qualified for a toy boy..

Sinister said:

I'm channeling.

I don't feel wholly comfortable, I must confess, but I thought I'd give it a try for a while. How am I doing?

I can see why you had to stop though.

REDFEATHERS said:

Dumb down your resume and the job's yours.

Fauxie said:

no no, I mean the ones you reject of course. I have low standards, no worries.

Fauxie said:

It drains your very essence always "on" never a moments peace...orgnotes every hour...naked photos sent from org women so plentiful you eyes hurt from the strain...The picture posting...the thanks yous for the picture compliments...

My retirement was the best thing I have done on the org.... I take that back... the best thing I have done is when me and BKW went into chat and began singing "Lola"

jerseykrs said:

Ouch! on behalf of the org ladies. :cringe:

Besides, I'm currently temping at 'Manwhores R Us' so I'm not rejecting anyone.

Sinister said:

I know! I'm almost all out of charm. Plus my neck hurts from craning it around all about me to see who's replying to my posts and trying to keep separation for trouble-free wooing. I can't get used to using kiss and lick emoticons instead of long words either. If I were a song right now I'd be Eric Benet's 'True To Myself'.

Fauxie said:

Heavy is the head that wears the Manwhore crown....It's a full time job...juggling Org Superstardom...with satisfying the carnel lusts of the org women is not for everyone brother....Hang in there though....the medical plan kicks ass

Sinister said:

What if I don't come out the other side like you did? I'm beginning to wonder if I was wrong to play with fire on a whimsical folly of amusement brought about by nostalgic chat with Byron and yourself. I feel like I may have bitten off more women than I can chew out.

Fauxie said:

Well the thing I did to retire was take down all photos of myself, begin shooting off crappy 1 and 2 liners and make barely tolerable threads that knocked me out of the spotlight in no time...

Sinister said:

That's what I was doing prior to this.

Good advice though. You're a pillar, man, a real pillar.

Fauxie said:

I try brother...I try...Just know this...According to scientists (and by scientists I mean me and Byron) Org Manwhores have a shelf life of about 2 to 3 months before:

A. The women lose interest and move on to the next manwhore

B. The manwhore breaks from the strain and hides under second account

It's a tough profession....but know this...It's a lot more prestige involved than doing the other org profession...being an assclown...

Sinister said:

Thanks for the advice. I've taken note and I feel a little more comfortable with how it works now, especially once you applied real science. I take it you were both wearing appropriate laboratory attire and probably wearing glasses? Did you have beards? That would reassure me even more.