I stopped for lunch today and was in the mood for a salad. I was looking at the different salads and asked what came in the club salad. The girl told me and I thought it sounded good so I ordered it. They build the salad right there and she grabbed the bowl, looked at me and asked: "Do you want lettuce"?



What the hell else would I want in my salad!!

spinach.

butterfli25 said:

Smartass!!

I got spinach in my salad as well But it wasn't a spinach salad. That one was separate. Mine came with lettuce

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

PANDURITO said:

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better be careful, luckily she didn't hear what you were thinking in your head, but if you would have givin' her shit about it, then shit is exactly what you would have had in your salad, not no lettuce....

I like my salad with nooooo croutons, if you know what I'm sayin'.


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I was at a McDonalds a while back and this sleepy eyed girl was doing her "suggestive sell" of a dessert and asked if I wanted "pie" for dessert (back in the days of the lava pies). I said sure. SHe asked "what kind do you want" "You got Blueberry"..."No"..."you got cherry".."no"..."Well what kind DO you have?" ..."Just apple"..."then why did you ask me what kind I wanted?"

all I got was a blank stare.

pickles???? admit it, Supa!!!!!

abierman said:

Pickle! Never 2 at once

superspaceboy said:

Well, you could have gotten frozen or cooked.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

You mean tossed?

Illustrator said:

Yep!


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I'll just have the big salad!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I went to this fancy restuarant where the salad had no lettuce...I was so pissed!

BlackBuddy said:

What was in it? Was there some type of leaf in there?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

No! It was just mango slices, avocado slices, and shrimp with dressing. I thought there was going to be lettuce mixed in with that. You should have seen my face, it was classic. That shit was $9.50 too

BlackBuddy said:

$9.50!!!!!

I am confused?

There are loads of salads without letuce?

Coleslaw
Tomato
Bean
Lentle
Herb

To name but a few. Mind you if the slightly dim serving lady had already explained what a Club Salad was (and you said ok) why ask you what you want in it? Whay even have a name for it

But SUPA, I didn't think you were into LEAFY LETTUCE.



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PREDOMINANT said:

Well yes this is true but all the salads at this place have lettuce!!!

butterfli25 said:

yes, $9.50 for 5 slices of mango, 5 slices of avocado and, 5 shrimp

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

man aint nothin' like some good cole slaw... my mother in law makes some righteous cole slaw...
[Edited 2/10/06 12:41pm]

IAintTheOne said:

Cole slaw is vile.

Cabbage and mayonnaise?

FunkMistress said:

cole slaw...*shudders* i can't STAND cole slaw.

oh yeah, and supa's story:

FunkMistress said:

I am with you on that but there is this place that makes rockin coleslaw. It's very light on the mayo (is that what they really put in there?) and there is a lemony kick with pepper and fennel. It's really really good and I am no coleslaw fan

that sounds good