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Captain's Quiz: How often do you punch the munchkin? The Captain wants to know for purposes of blackmail and social embarassment: How often do you masturbate?
The possible answers are: 1) Never 2) Seldom 3) Often--In fact, you are mastrubating RIGHT NOW. Please answer truthfully. Void in Rhode Island. | |
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CaptainChaos said: The Captain wants to know for purposes of blackmail and social embarassment: How often do you masturbate?
The possible answers are: 1) Never 2) Seldom 3) Often--In fact, you are mastrubating RIGHT NOW. Please answer truthfully. Void in Rhode Island.  "punch the munchkin" I'll pick number 3.aka crazyhorse | |
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[b]Give Me Door #3,,,  | |
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shit, you'd have to invent a number for me. Every 12/15 of an hour, or about twelveteen times a week. One of Dansa's org hornies 
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.  HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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just did!  | |
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Often, but not right now... | |
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Captain's Note: According to really smart scientists, the average human masturbates 17 times a day.
Seriously, I read this in a medical journal. Or maybe it was Hustler, I can't remember. | |
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Punch the munchkin huh? That is a term for it I have not heard....I also would have accepted How often do you
1. Frollick in your garden 2, Play with your smurf 3. Squish your Squishy or my personal fave Farf your Farfegnugen....  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: Punch the munchkin huh? That is a term for it I have not heard....I also would have accepted How often do you
1. Frollick in your garden 2, Play with your smurf 3. Squish your Squishy or my personal fave Farf your Farfegnugen.... I myself use the term "shaking hands with the one-eyed giant" or "climbing the mighty oak". It's all good. | |
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CaptainChaos said: Sinister said: Punch the munchkin huh? That is a term for it I have not heard....I also would have accepted How often do you
1. Frollick in your garden 2, Play with your smurf 3. Squish your Squishy or my personal fave Farf your Farfegnugen.... I myself use the term "shaking hands with the one-eyed giant" or "climbing the mighty oak". It's all good. I don't know how you do it...To use such terms requires such a commitment...I mean you have to immediately go buy a regular pickup truck and put monster truck wheels on it...but you see the mighty Farfegnugen term is vague yet mysterious...makes your package sound strong and German.... And you can't beat that old pick up line "Hey baby can I take my Farfegnugen for a ride on your autobahn?  " David Hasselhoff taught me that one clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: CaptainChaos said: I myself use the term "shaking hands with the one-eyed giant" or "climbing the mighty oak". It's all good. I don't know how you do it...To use such terms requires such a commitment...I mean you have to immediately go buy a regular pickup truck and put monster truck wheels on it...but you see the mighty Farfegnugen term is vague yet mysterious...makes your package sound strong and German.... And you can't beat that old pick up line "Hey baby can I take my Farfegnugen for a ride on your autobahn? " David Hasselhoff taught me that one I think I'm just going to go with "jacking the bean stalk"...concise and literary. | |
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CaptainChaos said: Sinister said: I don't know how you do it...To use such terms requires such a commitment...I mean you have to immediately go buy a regular pickup truck and put monster truck wheels on it...but you see the mighty Farfegnugen term is vague yet mysterious...makes your package sound strong and German.... And you can't beat that old pick up line "Hey baby can I take my Farfegnugen for a ride on your autobahn? " David Hasselhoff taught me that one I think I'm just going to go with "jacking the bean stalk"...concise and literary. Very nice...you could also go Disney and "Pan with your Peter" thats a nice kids friendly term... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: CaptainChaos said: I think I'm just going to go with "jacking the bean stalk"...concise and literary. Very nice...you could also go Disney and "Pan with your Peter" thats a nice kids friendly term... If I'm going Disney, I'd go with "taking a solo ride on Space Mountain". | |
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How about "Beat It Like It Owes U Money"?????  | |
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NpgKan said: How about "Beat It Like It Owes U Money"?????
"Beat it like it owes ya child support" "Work it like a part time job" "killin kittens" "Slow Jack & a belly rub" Belly Rub Edit [Edited 2/13/06 21:51pm] [Edited 2/13/06 21:54pm] | |
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Proud Member of the Gay Org MafiaDamn, I forgot I even started this thread. | |
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CaptainChaos said: Damn, I forgot I even started this thread.
 that's cuz you were busy jackin off
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Mach said: CaptainChaos said: Damn, I forgot I even started this thread.
that's cuz you were busy jackin off
Have doctors done studies on the connection between masturbation and memory loss? And where the hell am I again? | |
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I haven't gone blind yet!  | |
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charlottegelin said: I haven't gone blind yet!
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Ocean said: charlottegelin said: I haven't gone blind yet!
have you? | |
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