Premiership stars romp with mobile (.. and there isn't an Ericsson in sight)

GAY AS YOU GO!

By Rav Singh

ON me bed, Sony! The News of the World today reveals how two bisexual Premiership stars made some VERY dirty phone calls—using a mobile as a gay sex toy.

The players—one capped several times for England— were caught on camera cavorting with a pal well known in the music industry in a homosexual orgy that will shock soccer.

The three men—who cannot be identified for legal reasons—are pictured wearing just vests and boxer shorts as they tackle each other in ways fans never expected.

Kissing

In the astonishing pictures—seen by our showbiz columnist Rav Singh, Player A—a household name who has a reputation as a rebel on and off the pitch—shoves his mobile down his boxers.

He performs a sex act with it which is too obscene to be described here. Then Player B calls his number to make the phone vibrate. Player A is also pictured on the bed while Player B—a multi-million pound goal-scoring mid-fielder—kneels to perform oral sex on him.

Meanwhile the music man can also be seen leaning over the pair, kissing and caressing the footballers, who play for different sides.

The source who handed us the graphic images said: "Fans would be stunned if they knew who the players were.

"Both have had girlfriends and one is still in a relationship. If anything they are known as ladies' men—lads who like chasing skirt at nightclubs. They're always in the papers with some glamorous girl or another. Never in a million years would you think they'd be involved in anything like this."

The sordid sex session took place in the flat of one of the players.

The source added: "They all stripped down to their vests and boxers—not exactly the sort of gear you'd just sit around in for a chat. And then they're in the bedroom and it all kicks off.

"Soon it was like something out of a hard core porn film.

"One (Player A) lay on the bed while his mate (Player B) knelt down beside him and gave him a **** ***. Soon his (Player A's) face was contorted with pleasure.

"When all this was going on, the music bloke was leaning all over them both, kissing and stroking every bit of flesh he could get to.

"Then (Player B) got up and went over to the other side of the room to change the music they were listening to.

"While he was doing it (Player A) got his mobile phone out and you can see him pushing it down his shorts.

Vibrate

"You can see he's urging (Player B) to ring him. He must have had the vibrate alert on. (Player B) then gets out his phone and rings him again and again while (Player A) closes his eyes."

In the set of images Player A seems to be the leader in the hardcore sex games while the music man is mainly content to watch.

"They were so relaxed with each other it looked like this wasn't the first time," said our source.

"It wouldn't surprise me if they'd had each other's numbers before."

...a gay sex toy....

RUMOUR has it that one is Sol Campbell...hence his disappearance a few weeks back

but that is of course just a purely unfounded rumour with no evidence or fact to back it up

whats weird is that,before thjsi story broke, there were jokes doing teh round that Sol Campbell wanted to go to Charlton becaus etehy had 2 players called "Young" and "Bent"

Well i would surmise that Will young is the pop star.

purpledoveuk said:

You gotta be a spurs fan

muirdo said:

His Record Label is Sony BMG...

http://www.sonybmgmusic.c...ill_young/

Justin1972UK said:

what a strange reply
Why is that relevant?

muirdo said:

Because the NOTW spelled "sonny" as "Sony". It's got to be a clue.

What's the difference between a gay sex toy and a straight sex toy?

Alledgedly, player B could be a Spurs player.

who gives a fuck if a soccer player is gay anyway?

i suppose it makes straight men feel less straight,
if they cheer for a guy who likes to suck cock, tho
it beats me why.

IstenSzek said:

I want to know - and precisely for the reasons you've mentioned.

If it pisses off some soccer-hooligan that one of their favourite players sucks cock, then I'm all for the outing, quite frankly.

Yeah, I'm sure that it's all very traumatic for the soccer players concerned but if they weren't in the closet, it wouldn't be a problem.

What's the difference between a gay sex toy and a straight sex toy?

ConsciousContact said:

Um... Who?

fathermcmeekle said:

Well, what's the difference betwixt a gay man and a straight man?

3. And the difference between a gay sex toy and a straight sex toy is prolly just color and packaging.

Xagain said:

And if you buy one you get a free Barbara Streisand CD?