We went to a friends house after the bars closed, and as we were all walking up to the front door, I walked over to their shrubs, and started taking a leak. The person whose house we were at was standing at the front door holding it open for everyone, and I just waved at him and told him I would be in in a minute.

My worst moment was when I when I was driving home from a bar in Akron, and I realized I was going the wrong way, so I went to turn around in this parking lot of a closed down gas station. There was a huge hole in the ground (I guess they were digging out the old gas tanks). I didn't even notice it, and drove my car into it. It was about a 3-4 foot drop, my car nosedived into it and it blew off all my airbags.

Tom said:

DWG....

Once I got so drunk drinking Saki shots (i had about 10 or 11 maybe ) that i started laughing at some neon lightz across da street! My friend'z friendz thought i was partially but swear to gawd i wasn't!


Then some yearz ago (about 5 yearz ago my gosh!) i was in a hotel room with about 5 or 6 girlfriendz...we got piss drunk and very horny on eachother- and seeing that the main room was this massive bed with a huge view and it was new yearz eve...i remember managing to wrench out the silver pole in the closet to hang thingz on and doin the limbo... and taking weird and suggestive picz on the bed with my friendz I even flashed my ass to some people in a party across in the other building of the hotel. It was hotel Sofitel in Melbourne. Nice place! Funny timez. LOL can't believe we did that in such a nice hotel. If only the neighbourz knew.

weepingwall said:

Pepsi-laced vodka . I did that once during my freshman year of college. I got so violently ill that night. But not before I embarrased myself in front of some of my dorm mates. I'm not even going to begin to tell the tale.

The worst time was when I was 18. I had become drunk in about half an hour (jenever), became very and was suddenly convinced I was a very athletic person.

So I started to stand on my head, using my arms, with my legs against the wall. Later on I repeated these exercises, but didn't realize my arms had become too drunk.



Ouch.

Never been drunk. Never have, never will.