Good morning. Most of you probably know me and my world-famous band U2. I've come this morning not to talk about myself but about a creature that desperately needs saving. The Pacific pocketmouse.


From: http://www.fws.gov/endang...dlife.html

The Pacific pocket mouse was first listed on February 03, 1994. It is currently designated as Endangered in the Entire Range. Within the area covered by this listing, this species is known to occur in: California. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service California-Nevada Office (California-Nevada Office (CNO)) is the lead region for this entity.

I don't know anything about the Pacific pocketmouse but I can tell you we are all in danger of losing this magnificent creature if we don't act now. I am putting my celebrity status on the line. I have already sold a Grammy on Ebay and plan to donate a few of my sunglasses to the cause. My mates are helping out as well and from what I understand The Edge will be selling Krispy Kreme donuts with all proceeds going to pocketmouse relief efforts.


Step out of your capitalist comfort shells and give. Give all you can. Give until you bleed. Give until you lose consciousness from all the giving. Then give some more. The pocketmouse needs your help!

Thank you.


Do you want this cute little mouse to die, you bastard? Well, then give.

Is that you Frog?

PANDURITO said:

For shame. The pocketmouse is a harmless creature. Not like the imperialists who wish to destroy the world with their bombs and guns. Poor pocketmouse, only wanting to live free in a world gone mad.

We're one, but we're not the same.
Going to save the pocketmouse
with my incredible fame.

Sometimes I break into song because my passion is so great.

i dont know... 5 bloody grammys goes to some peoples head.

cute little critter. and no, i'm NOT talking bono

XxAxX said:

He is cute...not to mention hard working and resourceful. But hunters only see a prize when they look at him. It is a well-known fact that, every year, millions of mice are slaughtered and their pelts are used to make fur coats for Barbie dolls of rich fat cat politicians.

But together we can put an end to this madness.

Bono said:

end the madness now!

Bono said:

Will he be delivering them in person?



The Edge *and* Krispy Kremes

Teacher said:

I don't have time to follow obscure links. I'm trying to save the world here...one animal at a time.

Either save the pocketmouse or get out of the way.

Bono said:

If all you got in your pocket is a mouse you have nothing to do at the Org. Sorry!

this is not a rebel post.

Teacher said:

It took me several hours to understand this but I think this was a penis joke. I'm trying to save lives here people. Human lives, rodent lives, whatever. I've decided to build a pocketmouse refuge at one of my mansions. 36 acres of exotic pocketmouse playground where they can live and play. And breed their little mouse brains out.

Soemtimes it hurts how much I am helping the Earth.