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24/male with nice hands, seeking female I'm 24 years old, looking to be a toyboy for an independently wealthy older woman with a penchant for bikinis and physical violence. Prospective partners must be able to support my tea habit and be able to drive me to the shops as I don't have a car. Asianbombs need not apply.
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hmm...
well i'm not wealthy but i've got good eyebrows... is that good enough? plus i have a car 
 you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
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lillith said: hmm...
well i'm not wealthy but i've got good eyebrows... is that good enough? plus i have a car
Nice eyebrows are a must. You have a car too, that's good. You'll have to provide financial records for the last 6 months to show you can afford to keep me in tea though. | |
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You throw out your best shark bait and then get every other fish in the net instead.  | |
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retina said: You throw out your best shark bait and then get every other fish in the net instead.
Where's 2003 Sinister when you need him? He's supposed to be marketing the whole 'devoted but dangerous' thing for me. 
Hey, you're a manwhore, do you have any words of advice? 
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Fauxie said: I'm 24 years old, looking to be a toyboy for an independently wealthy older woman with a penchant for bikinis and physical violence. Prospective partners must be able to support my tea habit and be able to drive me to the shops as I don't have a car. Asianbombs need not apply.
how are the feet looking? One of Dansa's org hornies 
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.  HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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Sheesh don't know anyone like that ...sorry hun ....have u tried reading dummy's guide to being a toyboy?  ...might have some tips on where to find her | |
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DynamicSavior said: Fauxie said: I'm 24 years old, looking to be a toyboy for an independently wealthy older woman with a penchant for bikinis and physical violence. Prospective partners must be able to support my tea habit and be able to drive me to the shops as I don't have a car. Asianbombs need not apply.
how are the feet looking? they must match ocean's ET toes | |
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charlottegelin said: DynamicSavior said: how are the feet looking? they must match ocean's ET toes   | |
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Ocean said: Sheesh don't know anyone like that ...sorry hun ....have u tried reading dummy's guide to being a toyboy?
...might have some tips on where to find her No problem. I can't believe muse hasn't seen this thread yet.
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Fauxie said: Ocean said: Sheesh don't know anyone like that ...sorry hun ....have u tried reading dummy's guide to being a toyboy?
...might have some tips on where to find her No problem. I can't believe muse hasn't seen this thread yet.
Bloody rude of her | |
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Fauxie said: Hey, you're a manwhore, do you have any words of advice?
Groom your moustache in an "exotic" fu manchu style maybe? You know, "Oriental classiness meets British pastiness" kind of thing. The fusion look is totally hip.
Ruling out Asianbombs was a good move by the way. We manwhores can't be picky but there are limits.
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retina said: Fauxie said: Hey, you're a manwhore, do you have any words of advice?
Groom your moustache in an "exotic" fu manchu style maybe? You know, "Oriental classiness meets British pastiness" kind of thing. The fusion look is totally hip.
Ruling out Asianbombs was a good move by the way. We manwhores can't be picky but there are limits.
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retina said: Fauxie said: Hey, you're a manwhore, do you have any words of advice?
Groom your moustache in an "exotic" fu manchu style maybe? You know, "Oriental classiness meets British pastiness" kind of thing. The fusion look is totally hip.
Ruling out Asianbombs was a good move by the way. We manwhores can't be picky but there are limits.
. Sounds good. I'll start cultivating it now. And yes, yes we do. | |
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Fauxie said: retina said: Groom your moustache in an "exotic" fu manchu style maybe? You know, "Oriental classiness meets British pastiness" kind of thing. The fusion look is totally hip.
Ruling out Asianbombs was a good move by the way. We manwhores can't be picky but there are limits.
. Sounds good. I'll start cultivating it now. And yes, yes we do. that would look totally HOT! | |
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charlottegelin said: Fauxie said: Sounds good. I'll start cultivating it now. And yes, yes we do. that would look totally HOT! Are you independently wealthy, with a penchant for bikinis and physical violence and own a car? | |
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Ocean said: Fauxie said: No problem. I can't believe muse hasn't seen this thread yet.
Bloody rude of her you know, I've just had an idea...
no, never mind. | |
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Fauxie said: Ocean said: Bloody rude of her you know, I've just had an idea...
no, never mind. oooooh what?
oh ok  | |
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Fauxie said: charlottegelin said: that would look totally HOT! Are you independently wealthy, with a penchant for bikinis and physical violence and own a car? You need to orgnote Anx  | |
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Ocean said: Fauxie said: you know, I've just had an idea...
no, never mind. oooooh what?
oh ok I'm sorry, I was just picturing your excitement at seeing my hands in your inbox and now I've completely forgotten what I was going to say. 
What's this thread about again?
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Nikster said: Fauxie said: Are you independently wealthy, with a penchant for bikinis and physical violence and own a car? You need to orgnote Anx
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Fauxie said: Ocean said: oooooh what?
oh ok I'm sorry, I was just picturing your excitement at seeing my hands in your inbox and now I've completely forgotten what I was going to say.
What's this thread about again?
... [Edited 2/16/06 19:23pm] OMG I nearly literally fell off my chair  | |
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Fauxie said: Nikster said: You need to orgnote Anx
... [Edited 2/16/06 19:24pm] Seriously, she's the hottest chick on the org | |
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Nikster said: Fauxie said:
... [Edited 2/16/06 19:24pm] Seriously, she's the hottest chick on the org I've heard that. Everywhere. | |
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Fauxie said: Nikster said: Seriously, she's the hottest chick on the org I've heard that. Everywhere.She also puts out
On the first date | |
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Nikster said: Fauxie said: I've heard that. Everywhere.She also puts out
On the first date Cool. She'll be my plan B. | |
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Fauxie said: charlottegelin said: that would look totally HOT! Are you independently wealthy, with a penchant for bikinis and physical violence and own a car? no  only the car bit applies | |
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charlottegelin said: Fauxie said: Are you independently wealthy, with a penchant for bikinis and physical violence and own a car? no only the car bit appliesDon't worry. Somewhere out there there's an Althom waiting to find you and sweep you off your feet. 
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Fauxie said: charlottegelin said: no only the car bit appliesDon't worry. Somewhere out there there's an Althom waiting to find you and sweep you off your feet.
... [Edited 2/16/06 20:08pm]  hope not! | |
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