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I'm in the office ALONE for the next five minutes - what trouble can i get into!? photocopy my ass?
staple my tie to the desk? lob spit balls at my boss's computer screen?  | |
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Milty said: photocopy my ass?
staple my tie to the desk? lob spit balls at my boss's computer screen? Download a porn screensaver to your bosses PC | |
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Staple your dick to the desk while amorously calling out your bosses name..  | |
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Have a wank  | |
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it's time to rifle through other people's belongings! | |
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mdiver said: Have a wank
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mdiver said: Have a wank
who needs privacy to do THAT at work???  | |
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applekisses said: mdiver said: Have a wank
ok then...a quiet wank | |
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Anx said: mdiver said: Have a wank
who needs privacy to do THAT at work??? | |
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Anx said: mdiver said: Have a wank
who needs privacy to do THAT at work??? that's what i was thinking.  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: Anx said: who needs privacy to do THAT at work??? that's what i was thinking. if it wasn't for my daily downtime desk follies, i might not have a sex life at all! | |
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Anx said: IstenSzek said: that's what i was thinking. if it wasn't for my daily downtime desk follies, i might not have a sex life at all! I wonder what the percentage is of people who participate in the worktime wank.[Edited 2/9/06 10:14am] | |
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Milty said: photocopy my ass?
staple my tie to the desk? lob spit balls at my boss's computer screen? photocopy your naked buttocks, scan them onto the net and post them here  | |
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vacum naked? | |
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Anx said:
it's time to rifle through other people's belongings! That was some funny shit. I wonder why nobody ever beat her moldy nosy ass. | |
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TheSmyrk said: Anx said:
it's time to rifle through other people's belongings! That was some funny shit. I wonder why nobody ever beat her moldy nosy ass. Cause she was armed with ben gay ointment and prune juice.... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: TheSmyrk said: That was some funny shit. I wonder why nobody ever beat her moldy nosy ass. Cause she was armed with ben gay ointment and prune juice.... But she was always after killers and shit. You would think somebody would be raw enough to put her outta our misery. | |
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TheSmyrk said: Sinister said: Cause she was armed with ben gay ointment and prune juice.... But she was always after killers and shit. You would think somebody would be raw enough to put her outta our misery. Those "killers" obviously wasn't that hard if they let an old lady hunt them down...and you are underestimating prune juice...you can whoop some ass with a bottle of that...AND it kept her regular clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Well my boss had this fuck off posh desk in his office and once we girls were feeling kinda horny in the office.
He was out, so we all danced on his desk and took turns taking sexy and provocative photos of each other on his desk..  [Edited 2/9/06 10:53am] | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Well my boss had this fuck off posh desk in his office and once we girls were feeling kinda horny in the office.
He was out, so we all danced on his desk and took turns taking sexy and provocative photos of each other on his desk..
[Edited 2/9/06 10:53am]  I could use an orgnote...  don't forget the photos... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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 [Edited 2/9/06 10:57am] | |
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well, Milty's 5 minutes is up and no naked buttocks.  oh well. | |
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IstenSzek said: Anx said: who needs privacy to do THAT at work??? that's what i was thinking.  where are you people working??   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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swap letters roundabout on peoples keyboards or reverse the buttons on everyones mouse  Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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SammiJ said: vacum naked?
that's what i was gonna recommend. he's already practiced -- makes sense, huh? noituloveryxesevolasildnaydnew
is the water warm enough? | |
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LisasBrush said: SammiJ said: vacum naked?
that's what i was gonna recommend. he's already practiced -- makes sense, huh? | |
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emm said: IstenSzek said: that's what i was thinking. where are you people working?? It's easier for guys than girls. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Milty said: LisasBrush said: that's what i was gonna recommend. he's already practiced -- makes sense, huh? hairy poo! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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emm said: IstenSzek said: that's what i was thinking. where are you people working?? porn shop. what's that got to do with anything? | |
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superspaceboy said: Milty said: hairy poo! Okay, now that's just disgusting.....!!! Hairy Poo and the Prisoner of ASSban. 
M [Edited 2/9/06 15:00pm] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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