I'm not sure why. I'm sure most of you know me as a very straight-laced, polite Englishman who rarely talks about sex. Almost an angel, probably, to most.

Today I just feel really horny. Perhaps it was naked's x-rated chat this morning.

Do you ever have days where you're just extra, extra horny? What do you do, jump the bones of the first person whose path you cross? What if you're married or in a relationship? How many times is too many to have sex in one day?

I never have sex!

Fauxie said:

"Yaaaaah baby!!!!"

REDFEATHERS said:

Problem solved!



Bring your own selotape.

Fauxie said:

and my love trowel????

REDFEATHERS said:

Yes, and some velcro trainers, Thundercats themed if possible, but He-Man would suffice, and also some bandages, butterflies, ice cubes, some candles, and I'll bring the ice tea.

Oh, and bubblebath.

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[Edited 2/4/06 0:41am]

Fauxie said:

I got some Spiderman wellies, I bought them yesterday

Did you know there is a baddy in He-Man called Fisto??

Dunno whether to be or lol








[Edited 2/4/06 0:52am]

REDFEATHERS said:

Fisto


And that's a yes on the spiderman wellies, a big yes.

Fauxie said:

But my lil bro had loads of He-Man figures when he was younger.. I wonder if he had a Fisto, and why didnt I notice at the time???

REDFEATHERS said:

Because you were a good girl back then, right? Right?

Fauxie said:

Of course!

Can you imagine, my 5 year old brother asking me where did his Fisto toy go?


I havent a clue!

REDFEATHERS said:

and again

Fauxie said:

But if you see him in action, the toy has a spring action.

You pull his arm back and then it swings really hard and fists you..

Fauxie said:

What am I chopped liver? Damn!!!!!

shanti0608 said:

I'm sorry. She was the instigator of all the horny chat, but you were just as lascivious.

Fauxie said:

Oh- OK, just wanted to make sure U knew I was there too!!

How are you today???

shanti0608 said:

I'm feeling better. Well, not better as in the opposite of worse, but rather better as in cured. Let's just say I got it out of my system, so to speak.




Bucket, I don't even want to go near your post.

Why don't you just get it on with your wife?

Layla said:

I did.

Fauxie said:

hehe, oh, good!

yes i've noticed that
still don't understand how our conversation went from sex to tea in a matter of 10 minutes

SammiJ said:

dont worry, he did that last night too... i was confused too


sorry i got you all upset there fauxie, i'll try to behave next time

nakedpianoplayer said:

Don't mind me.

You inspired me.

Fauxie said:

Good to hear Fauxie- Just sitting here this morning drinking my Green Jasmine tea...

I also got some of the tension out of my system yesterday.

shanti0608 said:

feeling better already well dang i guess ill keep my comment to myself