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Some of you seem really really sick of Valentines day....Joey Coco appreciation thread... Are tired of valentines day? Are you sick of love? Do you just wanna keep it real?
Then buy the new org book "The world according to Joey Coco" Listen to Joey tell you EXACTLY what to do with Valentines day JoeyCoco said: Here is how you handle Valentines day. You bend that bitch over and you stick your
 in her and shove your feb 14th right in it's *add NSFW picture* Did you know that? I bet you didn't cause Joey just made it up...That is the brillance of Joey Coco's book. You never know what your gonna get....This book is 967 pages of pure coco...From chapter 11's infamous "Anal lubricant 101" To chapter 26's classic "Your mouth, Joey's crotch = party" you will learn from the man himself. Listen to Joey's take on the US money troubles... JoeyCoco said: Motha fucking US should make some porn dollars and use that shit as currency...But these mothafuckers ain't smart like the coco! I would have these other countries out on the stroll making me my money and make France wash my drawers! *add NSFW picture*
Thats right! Joey Coco...the infamous...the notorious...the man himself...his words...your ass...him all up in you.....for only 19.95! That's right! $19.95...this book can easily be sold for nothing short of your rent or car payment, but Joey knows there are a lot of broke ass motherfuckers as he puts it. So for the price of a new medium quality porno you can get Joey Coco's new book and let Joey tell YOU how porno should be done. This deal is so good that according to Joey his book is being used as currency in certain 3rd world countries and is used by Japanese business men everywhere as a course in office management! You cannot afford to miss this deal! Lets hear what some orgers who have purchased this book had to say.... Fauxie said: When I first read Joey's book as I sipped my tea I realized the NSFW logo planted all over it was well deserved it was indeed not safe for work, or small animals cause some of the booty pictures were so bright and graphic my cat began to have seizures...good book though.
so if you hate Valentines day...have trouble getting a date? Or just plain suck get Joey's book "The world according to Joey Coco" JoeyCoco said: All you
pieces of donkey read this shit! If you order now get a free "Joey just posted a NSFW picture shirt" for all you mothafuckers at work trying to be all safe n shit! Don't look away! Watch that bitch lick that and whip out your and put in your bosses :NSFW: when they bend over! Bitches!
The world according to Joey Coco.....in the org bookstore...right behind the Associated artists & people section...near the bathroom...$19.95.... Miss ya Joey  [Edited 2/8/06 0:14am] clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Yep thats why I'm turning lesbian   ...PT and Nat want me | |
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Oceans said: Yep thats why I'm turning lesbian
...PT and Nat want me I like women too!  It really is destiny!clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: Oceans said: Yep thats why I'm turning lesbian
...PT and Nat want me I like women too! It really is destiny!oooh  .... | |
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Valentine's day can be kinda a smack in the face for those of us without a valentine that's all 
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Natisse said: Valentine's day can be kinda a smack in the face for those of us without a valentine that's all
I know hun this is more of a Joey Coco appreciation thread...has very little to do with Valentines clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: Natisse said: Valentine's day can be kinda a smack in the face for those of us without a valentine that's all
I know hun this is more of a Joey Coco appreciation thread...has very little to do with Valentines  how so? | |
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Oceans said: Sinister said: I know hun this is more of a Joey Coco appreciation thread...has very little to do with Valentines how so?Cause it is a carefully crafted Joey Coco appreciation thread wrapped in a I hate Valentines day package...Joey disliked Valentines day clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: Oceans said: how so?Cause it is a carefully crafted Joey Coco appreciation thread wrapped in a I hate Valentines day package...Joey disliked Valentines day oooh ok I'll keep that in mind when I talk to him next  | |
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Oceans said: Sinister said: Cause it is a carefully crafted Joey Coco appreciation thread wrapped in a I hate Valentines day package...Joey disliked Valentines day oooh ok I'll keep that in mind when I talk to him next You still talk to him!? Where has he been tell him I said hey! clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said:[quote] Oceans said: oooh ok I'll keep that in mind when I talk to him next You still talk to him!? Where has he been tell him I said hey [Edited 2/8/06 0:19am] | |
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Oceans said: Sinister said: You still talk to him!? Where has he been tell him I said hey! He was in chat today I knew he was lurking now... He will like my thread its terrible enough to be funny...clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: Oceans said: He was in chat today I knew he was lurking now... He will like my thread its terrible enough to be funny...um no ... think it's me .....I take it all back | |
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Oceans said: Sinister said: I knew he was lurking now... He will like my thread its terrible enough to be funny...um no ... think it's me .....I take it all back Your drunk! clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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come back, joey!!!  | |
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Oceans said: Sinister said: I knew he was lurking now... He will like my thread its terrible enough to be funny...um no ... think it's me .....I take it all back bite me..and shut it!!! | |
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really, Joey was one of the people of whom I actually believed he was/is truely an idiot.....
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