when I am king, you will be first against the wall

sings Tom Yorke on Paranoid Android.

if you were king, what would you do?

When I am King!, I will get to take a vacation, call my father, and figure out what comes next as I introduce the kingdom.

MickG said:

I meant king of the org, king of a country, king of your toillet seat

not the king of heaven

I'm a goddess does that count?

AGCM said:

you're not playing fair

IstenSzek said:

so i'm a transsexual king now?

AGCM said:

you can be a queen



but there will be
no godess in this
kingdom

IstenSzek said:

oh ok

why?

I'd invade Iraq!

AGCM said:

because Micky-G already declared himself son of God

and with you wanting to be a godess now, there will

be nothing left for me to rule over as little king.

2the9s said:

too late, your court jester already did

IstenSzek said:

ohhh don't worry we can share the crown.

i'm all for democracy...i only would invade Iraq if they asked me too.

IstenSzek said:

IstenSzek said:

I never said heaven nor did I give any hint to spiritual meaning. Thus your responce is strange. I wonder if it came from a forground of knowledge or was it subliminally implanted into your unconscious mind via my icon.

IstenSzek said:

actually, there are goddesses in the kingdom. My wife for example. She is a goddess.

MickG said:

i think you just spiked my drink, didn't you?

IstenSzek said:

I must have put a micky in your drink.

Next time you have alot of money, lets play poker.

MickG said:

let's not. i have poker-tourettes.

A.A. Milne "If I Were King"

I often wish I were a King,
And then I could do anything.

If only I were King of Spain,
I'd take my hat off in the rain.

If only I were King of France,
I wouldn't brush my hair for aunts.

I think, if I were King of Greece,
I'd push things off the mantelpiece.

If I were King of Norroway,
I'd ask an elephant to stay.

If I were King of Babylon,
I'd leave my button gloves undone.

If I were King of Timbuctoo,
I'd think of lovely things to do.

If I were King of anything,
I'd tell the soldiers, "I'm the King!"

If I was king
for just one day
I would give it all away
I would give it all away
to be with you

....I will be your queen.....


M

A couple of weeks ago,
I went to visit my mom, who on that day was babysitting two of my nieces.
To keep them occupied as she prepared dinner, my mother put on Disney's version of "Moses".
At one point, I sat down in a chair next to the 4yr. old niece, who was quietly standing there, watching the screen & holding on to one those wooden hand-shaped back scratchers.
"Whatcha' doin', Princess?" I asked.
"Watchin' 'Moses'" she replies. "And I'm not a princess. Abuela (Grandma) says I'm a queen."
"Cool!" I responded." Then I'm the king."
She stepped in front of my view ,with her back facing me, still watching the T.V..
"No" she said as she handed me the back-scratcher over her shoulder, "you're that man who is not the king."

I'd repress the people.

Illustrator said:

You gotta love kids!

when i am king

i will take the necessary steps to find out who all my adversaries are. then i will commence to chopping their heads off one by one. and those who worship me will kneal at my feet and chant "all hail she who is omnipotent!" their reward for loyalty will be food and their necks left intact.







omnipotent but not perfect edit
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