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Thread started 02/06/06 9:36am

funkpill

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but, expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

birthdays
anniversaries
arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked

lol

confused
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Reply #1 posted 02/06/06 10:06am

Spats
That's pretty accurate unfortunately except for the last part. A woman showing up naked is good but she should also be good looking. Just any woman showing up naked won't do.
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Reply #2 posted 02/06/06 10:13am

Nikki23

Spats said:

That's pretty accurate unfortunately except for the last part. A woman showing up naked is good but she should also be good looking. Just any woman showing up naked won't do.


Oh shut up ,it's getting tired. Your act is wearing thin.
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Reply #3 posted 02/06/06 11:42am

Spats
What? I didn't start the thread. Although i wish i had. biggrin
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Reply #4 posted 02/06/06 11:43am

GaryTheNoTrash
Cougar

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Spats said:

That's pretty accurate unfortunately except for the last part. A woman showing up naked is good but she should also be good looking. Just any woman showing up naked won't do.


"Hello sailor"

Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #5 posted 02/06/06 11:44am

Spats
Nooooo!!!!! If feel for whatever guy is involved with her. Scary.
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Reply #6 posted 02/06/06 11:47am

GaryTheNoTrash
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Spats said:

Nooooo!!!!! If feel for whatever guy is involved with her. Scary.


Maybe these two guys will let you join in biggrin

http://www.potedebosta.bl...%20ass.jpg
Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #7 posted 02/06/06 11:51am

Spats
Wouldn't that be funny if that was a Diet Coke she was drinking?
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Reply #8 posted 02/06/06 11:53am

LleeLlee

Spats said:

Wouldn't that be funny if that was a Diet Coke she was drinking?



are you attempting humour?


*faints*
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Reply #9 posted 02/06/06 11:54am

GaryTheNoTrash
Cougar

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Spats said:

Wouldn't that be funny if that was a Diet Coke she was drinking?


She's on Atkins, literally, she ate the poor bastard.
Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #10 posted 02/06/06 11:55am

SammiJ
Funk, great thread thumbs up!
made me smile giggle
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Reply #11 posted 02/06/06 12:45pm

theAudience

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The email my wife sent me had this as the ending...

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him

2. F**k him

3. And shut the f**k up.


tA

peace Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431
"Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all."
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Reply #12 posted 02/06/06 12:46pm

AndGodCreatedM
e

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theAudience said:

The email my wife sent me had this as the ending...

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him

2. F**k him

3. And shut the f**k up.


tA

peace Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431


Ain't that the truth...
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Reply #13 posted 02/06/06 12:48pm

Spats
I agree about the last two. biggrin Feed him?
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Reply #14 posted 02/06/06 1:09pm

luv4u

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Spats said:

That's pretty accurate unfortunately except for the last part. A woman showing up naked is good but she should also be good looking. Just any woman showing up naked won't do.



Picky picky shake
canada

Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
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Reply #15 posted 02/06/06 1:25pm

susannah
neutral I dont need all those things!
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Reply #16 posted 02/06/06 1:25pm

brownsugar

funkpill said:

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but, expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

birthdays
anniversaries
arrangements she makes




lol

confused


is that all? lol
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Reply #17 posted 02/06/06 2:11pm

retina

brownsugar said:



is that all? lol


I know, you'd add "has to accept my farts" to the list, wouldn't you? confused

smile
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Reply #18 posted 02/06/06 2:12pm

brownsugar

retina said:

brownsugar said:



is that all? lol


I know, you'd add "has to accept my farts" to the list, wouldn't you? confused

smile


nod you know me very well indeed lol
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Reply #19 posted 02/06/06 2:42pm

uPtoWnNY

theAudience said:

The email my wife sent me had this as the ending...

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him

2. F**k him

3. And shut the f**k up.


tA

peace Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431



4. Keep your body together.
[Edited 2/6/06 14:43pm]
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Reply #20 posted 02/06/06 4:14pm

Spats
That list could be shortened tremendously with

1.Feed her ego.
2.Show her CONSTANT attention. Loads of it. In all aspects of her life.

It's sick but true.
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Reply #21 posted 02/06/06 4:16pm

Fauxie

Spats said:

That list could be shortened tremendously with

1.Feed her ego.
2.Show her CONSTANT attention. Loads of it. In all aspects of her life.

It's sick but true.



No, it's not.
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Reply #22 posted 02/06/06 4:18pm

TMPletz
They forgot to add good oral.

thumbs up!
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Reply #23 posted 02/06/06 4:19pm

Spats
It's not what? Sick or true? lol
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Reply #24 posted 02/06/06 4:28pm

Fauxie

Spats said:

It's not what? Sick or true? lol



No.
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Reply #25 posted 02/07/06 6:30am

XxAxX

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lol
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Reply #26 posted 02/07/06 9:53am

SHANNA

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funkpill said:

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but, expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

birthdays
anniversaries
arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked

lol

confused


lol Yes.
"...lay out my cushion of silk, don't rumple my fur!"
neko
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Reply #27 posted 02/07/06 9:55am

SHANNA

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theAudience said:

The email my wife sent me had this as the ending...

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him

2. F**k him

3. And shut the f**k up.


tA



lol Fine.
"...lay out my cushion of silk, don't rumple my fur!"
neko
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