EvilWhiteMules said:

Fauxie said:

There once was an orger from FL,
Who came to Siam with a TEFL,
He gave up the ratrace,
To chill at a slow pace,
A dream? Not if he fucking could spell.

I wish.

Fauxie said:

EvilWhiteMules said:

There once was a guy named Nick.


nah, too easy.

Do it!

EvilWhiteMules said:

Fauxie said:

Do it!

There once was a guy name Nick,
Who was really good with Limricks,
To me he's a star,
More clever by far,
Than that poser fauxie-wannabe, Domonic.

Fauxie said:

There once was a donkey named Mules,
Who posted a thread about his stools,
Compared to him lusting,
This was more disgusting,
And had to be breaking some rules.

wHiTEgIRlCrAzY said:

Fauxie said:

EvilWhiteMules said:

Fauxie said:

There once was a donkey named Mules,
Who posted a thread about his stools,
Compared to him lusting,
This was more disgusting,
And had to be breaking some rules.

Think, Fauxie Think!
We are on the brink,
Of an org revolution,
or is it forum polution?
whatever, my shit don't stink!

EvilWhiteMules said:

retina said:

There once was an orger named Cheek
Although he seemed kind of meek
He'd go out of his way
To pick up a gay
That would do him during the week

retina said:

There once was an orger named Socks
Who would never go hide in a box
For he is as flaming
As the Dookster was shaming
And his doll thread friggin' rocks!

retina said:

There once was an orger named Pandurito
His puns were cheesier than a Cheeto
But his intentions were good
And under his cat suit hood
He was way cooler than Jared Leto

Cheek said:

There once was an orger named Retina
Who wrote about me and it made me wanna
Go against the wall...
(Oh, Retina) who are you at all???
The cousin of Martina (Navratilova)???

retina said:

That's...erm...touching. Yes.

Thank you.

And I might well be the cousin of Martina Navratilova. We both have big honkers.

.

retina said:

Cheek said:

There once was an orger named Retina
Who wrote about me and it made me wanna
Go against the wall...
(Oh, Retina) who are you at all???
The cousin of Martina (Navratilova)???

That's...erm...touching. Yes.

Thank you.

And I might well be the cousin of Martina Navratilova. We both have big honkers.

.

Nikki23 said:

retina said:

That's...erm...touching. Yes.

Thank you.

And I might well be the cousin of Martina Navratilova. We both have big honkers.

.

retina said:

There once was an orger named lillith
Whose mouth could be a bit fillith......y
When she was in the mood
For something other than food
And was even more ready than a filly......th

SereneSoul said:

You know of these orgers MarieLouise & Isadora?
Two lovely girls, yeah, I really adore'em
But they can't seem to see the joke
of mocking Prince, so I kinda hope
they actually know I too have some Prince aura.

LOL @ your limericks