isadora said:

There once was an orger named Serenesoul
when he makes fun of our prince his language is foul
He'd better stop mocking Prince's vibe
or I'll call out to an native tribe
and lock him up in a hole.

MarieLouise said:

There once was an orger named Ocean
She could set Althom's pants in motion
Others would follow
Although it sounds kinda hollow
Her sex appeal was real, not a notion

retina said:

Jared Leto

retina said:

aww she'll love that

There once was an orger Swedish
after some American time, he became Japanesish
He'll have to to eat sushi and sleep with his bunny
You may call him sweet, you may call him funny
I know he's neither from Palestina nor Jewish.

MarieLouise said:

You're crazy.

Thanks.

I'll just tear up my membership in Hamas and move the border to north of Vancouver so that I can use this in my profile.

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retina said:

Forget what you read. Here's my limerick:

There once was an orger Swedish
after some Canadian time, he became Japanesish
He'll have to eat sushi and sleep with his bunny
You may call him sweet, you may call him funny
I know he's neither from Palestina nor Jewish.
[Edited 2/7/06 11:49am]

retina said:

Nope. There's no way.

retina said:

aww ..... well all except the althom bit

I often think of Ocean,
When I rub myself with lotion,
She makes me smile,
All the while,
I imagine her undressing in slow motion,


[Edited 2/7/06 14:00pm]

EvilWhiteMules said:

Dirty little mule ...
Hi Dan
[Edited 2/7/06 14:17pm]

EvilWhiteMules said:

I'm sorry, but I've got to bust it out again.

There once was an AsianBomb,
Whose heritage was yankychong,
His mind was American,
His heart was Thai,
But unfortunately so was his shlong.

Fauxie said:

....aww u two r back together again
[Edited 2/7/06 17:08pm]

Fauxie said:

When it comes to funny jokes, Fuaxie's got 'em,
I'm his jetsom, he's my flotsem,
A terrific fine bloke,
but this question I must invoke:
Is that crazy bitch a top or a bottom?




vulgar edit.
[Edited 2/7/06 17:09pm]

EvilWhiteMules said:

There once was an AsianBoi,
Who pulled at his thing like a toy,
He'd pray to his Buddha,
And try to be gooder,
But alas it remains 'nit nawy'.

Fauxie said:

There once was a man named Fauxie,
Who bounced around like a kangaroo's Joey,
underestimating the size of my penis,
which really is ridiculously enormous,
as he'll discover once he blows me!

There once was a guy named Dan,
I say 'guy' but was he a man?
My gay fuse he lit it,
I'd dare say I'd hit it,
And fuck that bitch back to Japan.

Fauxie said:

oh gawd.

There once was a guy named Nick.


nah, too easy.

There once was an orger named Evil,
Who unlike his namesake was feeble,
Both lacking the pecs,
And down trouser specs,
I've seen bigger pricks from a needle.



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[Edited 2/7/06 17:46pm]

EvilWhiteMules said:

RECOGNIZE!

EvilWhiteMules said:

Do it!

wHiTEgIRlCrAzY said:

There once was an orger from FL,
Who came to Siam with a TEFL,
He gave up the ratrace,
To chill at a slow pace,
A dream? Not if he fucking could spell.

Fauxie said:

I wish.