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PrintableREDFEATHERS said: Do me, do me!
 There once was an orger named Red, I came round for drinks but instead She took out the ice, Then began to entice, And I ended up tied to her bed. 
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REDFEATHERS said: Do me, do me!
There once was an orger named feathers, Who taught me the virtues of tethers, Plus candles and heels, Or whatever she feels, And next week she's teaching me about leathers.  | |
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there once was an orger named redfeathers
who was into bondage and leather one day her partner got outta hand he chained her to a stand then pissed on her favorite red sweater aka crazyhorse | |
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There once was an orger named Charlotte
She definitely wasn't a harlot But her taste was of a kind that wasn't entirely refined She'd go down on 2the9s in a car lot  [Edited 2/7/06 13:04pm] | |
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there once was an orger named carrielee
who was hotter than fire can be well dressed and always clean but whats confusing to me she always has dirt on her knees aka crazyhorse | |
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There once was an orger named Val
I'd say she was my kind of gal Bright like a sun And always real fun I'm sure she's a really good pal | |
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There once was an orger named Marie(Louise)
Her spirit was lively and free Though students got her down And caused her to frown She still was the winner to me | |
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Fauxie said: There once was an orger named Althom,
God I wish he were banned.    "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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There once was an orger named Fauxie
All the noodles had made him quite doughy He still laughed like a loon Quite like the cartoon By the name of Hong Kong Phooey | |
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there once was an orger named applekisses
who earns her way by doing the neighbours dishes twenty cents per plate is all that she makes focus on pots n pans for gods sake cause at this rate you'll be a hooker by summer aka crazyhorse | |
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There once was an orger named Cheek
Although he seemed kind of meek He'd go out of his way To pick up a gay That would do him during the week | |
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retina said: There once was an orger named Fauxie
All the noodles had made him quite doughy He still laughed like a loon Quite like the cartoon By the name of Hong Kong Phooey aka crazyhorse | |
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There once was an orger named Anx
Who'd amuse us with a bunch of his pranks We did wholeheartedly nod When he said "no longer mod" Though as orger he's earned many thanks | |
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There once was an orger named Llee
Who would pick on others with glee She's a tough little cookie Who won't allow any nookie Which is sad for she's as pretty as can be | |
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there once was an orger named handclapsfingasnapz
her skin was dry like a blackberry the sun overdone you itch then ya scratch, leave a pile of leg ash johnson and johnson for one, hot comb about done time for ya naps to have peace aka crazyhorse | |
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There once was an orger named 9s
If he were an offence he'd pay hefty fines Year after year He'd through the org steer Delivering funny but pointed lines | |
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There once was an orger named Socks
Who would never go hide in a box For he is as flaming As the Dookster was shaming And his doll thread friggin' rocks! | |
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there once was a limerick that began with "there once was"
i asked the people why and they said "just because" i couldn't stand the banality or the lack of originality so i logged off the org and committed masturbatality! | |
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retina said: There once was an orger named Llee
Who would pick on others with glee She's a tough little cookie Who won't allow any nookie Which is sad for she's as pretty as can be hehe.. | |
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there once was an orger named andgodcreatedme
who liked to stand when she had to go pee somehow she still shook, it flew on a cook happens when ya eat n ya pee in the trees aka crazyhorse | |
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Fauxie said: There once was an orger named Ocean,
Whose mini-skirts caused a commotion, I joke that she's mature, But she's a bombshell for sure, Who's managed to age in slow motion.  This is adoreable. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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wHiTEgIRlCrAzY said: there once was an orger named andgodcreatedme
who liked to stand when she had to go pee somehow she still shook, it flew on a cook happens when ya eat n ya pee in the trees
 abt the peeing part...lord before i know it, i'm famous because of my weak blatter  | |
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There once was an orger named Retina
who loves the ladies but claims beauty is inna. His tongue praises and shocks I want to smell his socks and bake him a non-rhyming pizza.  | |
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MarieLouise said: There once was an orger named Retina
who loves the ladies but claims beauty is inna. His tongue praises and shocks I want to smell his socks and bake him a non-rhyming pizza. aka crazyhorse | |
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MarieLouise said: There once was an orger named Retina
who loves the ladies but claims beauty is inna. His tongue praises and shocks I want to smell his socks and bake him a non-rhyming pizza. ohhh! 
Marie! Talent 
echt goed 
ik buig nu voor je, kan het verdomde iccontje zo snel niet vinden  | |
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There once was an orger Octavius
unknown emperor to others, but to me fabulous I want him to come once again to this twon we'll party again and make Britney frown by raving over Prince's genius. | |
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MarieLouise said: There once was an orger named Retina
who loves the ladies but claims beauty is inna. His tongue praises and shocks I want to smell his socks and bake him a non-rhyming pizza.  Tru dat. Thanks. 
And you can smell my socks any day. 
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there once was an orger named marielouise
who's quirkiness was like a disease peels the skin from sweet peas liked sliced banana in her tea soon we'll be wiping our ass with oak leaves aka crazyhorse | |
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There once was an orger called Isadora, a sun
who only just discovered the true horizon But k-now she knows of the musical birds and bees she keeps yelling "Prince'z tha bomb, jeez!" and even likes "Te amo corazon"[Edited 2/7/06 10:22am] | |
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There once was an orger named JD
He could sometimes be a bit of a lady When he wiggled his hips and posted comic strips That showed some sides that were shady | |
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