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Thread started 02/06/06 5:21pm

wHiTEgIRlCrAzY

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Org. Limericks 3rd Edition

lets have a good time ...

there once was an orger named supa
who was addicted to taco bells chalupa
he tried to resist, when she gave him some clit
but to his surprise, a hermaphodite grand prize
two holes and a pole beats a split...
aka crazyhorse
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Reply #1 posted 02/06/06 5:35pm

wHiTEgIRlCrAzY

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there once was an orger named muse
whose favorite food was beef vegtable stew
rather than pay and walk half a day
she decided to just graze on some hay
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Reply #2 posted 02/06/06 6:05pm

wHiTEgIRlCrAzY

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there once was an orger named faux
who came down with a case of the trots
tried using rocks, but they fell in his socks
he still proved to be wise, bought stock in bow ties
so they threw in ten thousand bean pies
aka crazyhorse
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Reply #3 posted 02/06/06 6:13pm

Ocean

wHiTEgIRlCrAzY said:

there once was an orger named faux
who came down with a case of the trots
tried using rocks, but they fell in his socks
he still proved to be wise, bought stock in bow ties
so they threw in ten thousand bean pies

falloff
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Reply #4 posted 02/06/06 6:25pm

Fauxie

lol
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Reply #5 posted 02/06/06 6:30pm

Fauxie

There once was an orger named Ocean,
Whose mini-skirts caused a commotion,
I joke that she's mature,
But she's a bombshell for sure,
Who's managed to age in slow motion.

kiss2
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Reply #6 posted 02/06/06 6:32pm

Muse2NOPharaoh

wHiTEgIRlCrAzY said:

there once was an orger named muse
whose favorite food was beef vegtable stew
rather than pay and walk half a day
she decided to just graze on some hay



Ok hat sucked... the song you wrote was a hell of a lot better!
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Reply #7 posted 02/06/06 6:34pm

Fauxie

There once was an orger named AB,
Who swore blind he'd had my baby,
Its ears, nose and things
Are like that guy from Lord of The Rings,
So the jury's still out, it's a maybe.

confused
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Reply #8 posted 02/06/06 6:38pm

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there once was a orger named ocean
who's boyfriend gets seasick from up n down motion
the book of karma sutra has fifty ways just to do ya
although in vein they still tried, she started to cry
when it wore off he threw up on her muff pie
aka crazyhorse
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Reply #9 posted 02/06/06 6:39pm

Ocean

Fauxie said:

There once was an orger named AB,
Who swore blind he'd had my baby,
Its ears, nose and things
Are like that guy from Lord of The Rings,
So the jury's still out, it's a maybe.

confused

falloff I like that giggle
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Reply #10 posted 02/06/06 6:39pm

Fauxie

There once was an orger named Muse,
Who reminds me of drinking booze,
She makes people open,
Feel comfy and welcome,
But for Dook's ass I cannot excuse.


shrug
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Reply #11 posted 02/06/06 6:40pm

Ocean

wHiTEgIRlCrAzY said:

there once was a orger named ocean
who's boyfriend gets seasick from up n down motion
the book of karma sutra has fifty ways just to do ya
although in vein they still tried, she started to cry
when it wore off he threw up on her muff pie

neutral chair
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Reply #12 posted 02/06/06 6:41pm

Fauxie

There once was an orger named Althom,
God I wish he were banned. neutral
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Reply #13 posted 02/06/06 6:52pm

Fauxie

There once was an orger named 'Tisse,
Who when she's not here we all miss,
I know what you're thinking,
These middle lines are linking,
To an obvious rhyme with Kiss.

shrug
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Reply #14 posted 02/06/06 6:52pm

wHiTEgIRlCrAzY

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there once was a orger named natsume
who said that she would never give it to me
says school was her true love
whats up with that box of surgical gloves
maybe i can get her to jack me
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Reply #15 posted 02/06/06 7:01pm

Fauxie

There once was an orger named Spats,
Who wouldn't date a woman with tats,
With big feet or moles,
But no-one dates trolls,
So he has to rent movies to see twats.

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Reply #16 posted 02/06/06 7:02pm

wHiTEgIRlCrAzY

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Fauxie said:

There once was an orger named Spats,
Who wouldn't date a woman with tats,
With big feet or moles,
But no-one dates trolls,
So he has to rent movies to see twats.

biggrin

falloff
aka crazyhorse
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Reply #17 posted 02/06/06 9:44pm

Muse2NOPharaoh

Fauxie said:

There once was an orger named Muse,
Who reminds me of drinking booze,
She makes people open,
Feel comfy and welcome,
But for Dook's ass I cannot excuse.


shrug



lol I'll never forget that as long as I live..... Yet... I think most can attest when he came down the staircase and walked through the house we barely flinched... it was just like huh? Oh theres Dook! lol
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Reply #18 posted 02/06/06 9:57pm

Natsume

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wHiTEgIRlCrAzY said:

there once was a orger named natsume
who said that she would never give it to me
says school was her true love
whats up with that box of surgical gloves
maybe i can get her to jack me

ha ha! jerkoff

thanks, man hug
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #19 posted 02/07/06 12:34am

AndGodCreatedM
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sad
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Reply #20 posted 02/07/06 1:42am

wHiTEgIRlCrAzY

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there once was an orger named petra
who fingered herself six times a day i bet ya
when she walked it would clap, came with a free map
if it gets bigger
a tour bus will have ta get ya
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Reply #21 posted 02/07/06 1:50am

AndGodCreatedM
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wHiTEgIRlCrAzY said:

there once was an orger named petra
who fingered herself six times a day i bet ya
when she walked it would clap, came with a free map
if it gets bigger
a tour bus will have ta get ya

eek eek



i do not!!!

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maybe 3 times when i'm off but that's it mad



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Reply #22 posted 02/07/06 2:12am

REDFEATHERS

Fauxie said:

There once was an orger named Ocean,
Whose mini-skirts caused a commotion,
I joke that she's mature,
But she's a bombshell for sure,
Who's managed to age in slow motion.

kiss2



woot!
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Reply #23 posted 02/07/06 2:13am

REDFEATHERS

wHiTEgIRlCrAzY said:

there once was an orger named petra
who fingered herself six times a day i bet ya
when she walked it would clap, came with a free map
if it gets bigger
a tour bus will have ta get ya

eek

Thats nasty.. disbelief



giggle

Poor petra hug
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Reply #24 posted 02/07/06 2:14am

REDFEATHERS

Do me, do me! wave
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Reply #25 posted 02/07/06 2:19am

AndGodCreatedM
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REDFEATHERS said:

wHiTEgIRlCrAzY said:

there once was an orger named petra
who fingered herself six times a day i bet ya
when she walked it would clap, came with a free map
if it gets bigger
a tour bus will have ta get ya

eek

Thats nasty.. disbelief



giggle

Poor petra hug



i orgnoted him wink
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Reply #26 posted 02/07/06 2:20am

AndGodCreatedM
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REDFEATHERS said:

Do me, do me! wave



eek


don't ask him! rose
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Reply #27 posted 02/07/06 4:55am

Ocean

Fauxie said:

There once was an orger named Ocean,
Whose mini-skirts caused a commotion,
I joke that she's mature,
But she's a bombshell for sure,
Who's managed to age in slow motion.

kiss2

awww I missed this kiss2 .....I like urs a whole lot better than Darren's grrr lol
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Reply #28 posted 02/07/06 4:55am

Natisse

Fauxie said:

There once was an orger named 'Tisse,
Who when she's not here we all miss,
I know what you're thinking,
These middle lines are linking,
To an obvious rhyme with Kiss.

shrug


aww mushy hug
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Reply #29 posted 02/07/06 5:05am

Natisse

Natisse said:

Fauxie said:

There once was an orger named 'Tisse,
Who when she's not here we all miss,
I know what you're thinking,
These middle lines are linking,
To an obvious rhyme with Kiss.

shrug


aww mushy hug


oh and gee where would you have gotten the idea for this methinks whistling

lol

redface

hug
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