Just thought I would throw that out there. The Admiral and I are comfortable enough in our own friendship and he has promised that he won't "cross swords". We would like for our conquest to be slutty yet demure, kind of a cross between Sunset Thomas and Olivia Newton-John. Our collective standards are pretty low so really anyone under the age of 70 will do.

Only seriously interested parties need apply.

this thread is ON FIRE.

PoPOZao

aww man now listen, i ain't the kind of sugar mama to let a man or two down for a soul lonely morning of good lovin', but you got to remember one thing when i'm talking to you this evening: i could give you all the mama woman lovin' in the whole wide world, and i could give you lovin' in paris and i could give your brother some good love in katmandu - or, like, no - let's say i gave your brother some love in paris and i gave you the good lovin' in, like, CLEVELAND...it's still the same love, man. because it don't matter where you get it, it just matters that it's got. we could be at a bowling alley or on a fucking pagoda, man. we could be in a van or a limosene but if we run out of gas, either way we're fucked man. that's why god invented the horse, you know? they eat HAY. i wanna be your hay-feedin' horse mama, babydaddy. but if i don't put them blinders on your head, honey...you're gone.

and that's the kind of thing i want you to think about this evening, honey. when you need a good lovin' woman, i got my blues on ya, baby.

Janis said:

that's some bad shit right there.

ThreadCula said:

Co-POZao

How about I tuck it in and you just pretend?

Janis said:

Damn it, I should have put something in there about no dead chicks.

superspaceboy said:

I think we'd be okay with that.

Wait, the Captain just told me to say no but to keep you on a waiting list in case this doesn't go as well as expected.

It's looking bleak my friend. Do we still have superspaceboy on standby?

wHiTEgIRlCrAzY said:

don't lay a heavy trip on me, sister. there's some loads to heavy to handle.

CaptainChaos said:

superspaceboy said:

He's not so much "meat" as "spam."

I have been the meat in a pimpette sandwhich






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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

wohooo

2the9s said:

jealous?

So ladies, you have had a while to think about it...who wants to be the bologna between my and Admiral's pumpernickel?