So this is pretty new to me. Instead of ciggies or booze (cider usually), now kids want me to buy them porn from norwich's own "private shop" (windows bordered up for a reason- this is the real hardcore stuff)


I have been in there, but their dvd's are £30 ($50) each I can just find a girl cheaper (no not a hooker).

Anyway, this shit is sad. As iam so skint, i need money, and would gladly rip the little horny buggers off by charging them alot of cash for me.


Its so sad, but i gotta do it. 2 kids have bugged me for weeks now. I dont know what sora porn they like? One of them said "movies with big titties", well that narrows it down.

Mind u, those porn titles do crack ( ) me up.

Tell them to get it off the internet at the local library like normal people.

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

theres a niche market here for me. Maybe i should hang outside schools and do self promotion.


If a dvd cost £30, i could ask them to pay me £30 for the privilage. Thats fair right? I did ask them to just jack on the keys, but young teens want the privacy of the dvd i guess?

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

Ya know, you aren't really showing much character here, sexofit. You don't "have to" sell them anything!


Sometimes people on here still surprise me.

charlottegelin said:

oh, libraries filter everything right? I know our college got that pinned down. Cant even play games anymore. Infact, our library proberly bans this place.

thesexofit said:

How old are these "kids"?

thesexofit, you should just show them porn on your laptop and serve them Jesus Juice

thesexofit said:

I love your threads

You have quite a bit of contact with minors Let them find their porn on their own. They could be undercover you know....

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

yeah! watch out!

Sweeny79 said:

oh yeah, these are just ur typical 15, 16 year olds. But if word spreads, then who knows how low the age will go. Catching a bus full of school children almost every day is not a good thing usually. But ? I should be at uni now. Ahem, yeah

charlottegelin said:

Ha, the pic ain't showing, but i know what the [img] is. That show was cool.

Seriously, i know what ur all thinking. Its just that living where i live and catching public transport etc... kids just seem to know me as some friendly "weird looking" dude. I dont have a long raincoat sorta image if thats what u mean?

thesexofit said:

you don't ride around on a BMX bike when you're not on the bus do you?

thesexofit said:

and so you think you should keep their "friendship" by buying them porn?

thesexofit said:

Well that's a normal age I guess, but don't they have computers?

bluesbaby said:

I dont pretend to be friends with them. I just talk to them from time to time. U know, small talk. I dont hang around with them all day. I play football with kids sometimes, but so what? Iam sure they think they are using me, but its not like every kid has asked me to buy them porn. Infact, one the kids who asked me works in tesco's with me.

Anyway, kids that age are so hungry for porn. Its sad really.

I dont see a big problem here. Its technically illegal, but its porn? My character has never been squeky clean anyway. Iam sure u dont need me to remind u of my past threads.

Can you buy me some porn?
I've been banned from the local porn-shop around here.
And to make matters worse, my gf's pissed with me, so no nookie.

Now niether establishments will allow me to come inside.

Illustrator said:

can they legally watch kiddie porn?

sinisterpentatonic said:

as long as they are not older than the actors

Illustrator said:

Why are u banned

ur girlfriends an establishment is she?


I got banned from a newsagents once. I tried to reach the top shelf for a playboy or something (i was about 14) and i knocked over the whole rack. It was a tiny little shop and the rack fell into the opposite drinks cooler and smashed that.

"git out, git out, u little shit". Me and my mate got chased out. That really sucked at the time. I think iam still banned from that shop

thesexofit said:

Cuz I came inside.

Well, I'm afraid that if I refer to her instead as an institution, she'll think 'marriage'.

And now that you're older,
'knocking over a whole rack' is a completely different kind of trouble..

Illustrator said:

Well, yes, ideally, knocking over a new rack every night would be good for me. Knocking over a rack into a cooler is a huge turn on too, as long as the cooler doesn't start squirting out liquid too quickly, it'll be fine.

thesexofit said:

I don't see anything wrong with befriending kids, I see a conflict when you say you are going to buy them porn, yet, then say its illegal, but then say that its sad that the kids want porn, do you see what I am getting at? You have an opportunity to impact them in positive ways. If they want porn, let them find it somewhere else. Do something positive for them, not the other way.

sad

JPW said:

ditto.

thesexofit said:

download some shit online and give it to them on disc. they'll be all over it.

First you "liked" an underage girl, now you wanna buy porn for kids??? WTF is with you? Why would you want to take part in putting such a warped, over-sexed impression on their brains? It'll probably happen with or without your assistance but WHY on earth would you want to be part of that?

Porn is SO extreme now I just don't think it's healthy for a boy who can't even wash his ass right to think ass to mouth is the norm

You officially worry me