Do you know anyone with a strange and odd job?




Like being a model for newspaper problem pages? Or singing a jingle for a radio station?

Do you indeed yourself have an odd job?

Our database in work brings up ALL sorts of job titles. I'm surprised 'Highwayman' isn't on there.

I'm waiting for the day I speak to a 'chicken sexer'.
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I use to have a strange job. I was a dispatcher for a 900 number. I would take the "order" from the guy--what type of girl he wanted (hair color, height, boob size, etc.), what got him off sexually, what he wanted her to say and his credit card info--and then I would call up a girl and tell her what he wants and what type of character she had to be and she would call him back to deliver his pre-paid phone sex.

My best friend was one of the "phone actresses" so I was kinda like pimping her out.

I now work as a traffic producer for St. Louis, Kansas City and Memphis.
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Terilicious said:

What was the weirdest thing anyone ever asked for? I'm sure you have a lot of crazy stories from that job...

Terilicious said:

what's a traffic producer?

charlottegelin said:

I think it has something to do with double glazing.

retina said:

Oh. I thought it might be someone that makes the traffic lights change so that there is MORE traffic if there is not enough already.

I once worked in a Dental Laboratory and it was my job to clean the moulds of people's teeth.

I can't explain this very well... You know when you're at the dentist and he puts the tray in your mouth and it's full of stuff like silly-putty and you bite it? Well, those dental moulds came to the laboratory in parcels, delivered by DHL. Each one was in a plastic zip-locked bag, surrounded by polystyrene. I had to open the bags and clean the moulds so they were ready to go to the lab, to be filled with plaster of paris.

You wouldn't believe the smell. People are filthy - they really are.

You could tell what people had eaten for breakfast that day. Don't all people brush their teeth before going to the dentist? I feel sick thinking about it.

I used to make CD racks,.

a friend commisioned me to help her meet this deadline, it was overwhelming


they are pretty famous (this design) but I had lorry loads of CD racks delivered to my house to check, build, make, and package,

pretty good work at the time and VERY well paid, and I could sit and watch telly doing it

only thing was, it really hurt my fingers

but wayhee! CD racks famouso, as made by Redfeathers!

retina said:

Oh man!

There was this one guy who wanted his girl to have a "bucket of pee" next to her and he wanted to hear her splashing this "pee" all over herself!

There was this one guy that kept trying to get the girls to pretend they were 8 years-old. It turned out that he had been scoping his neighbor's kid. The girl that took his calls ended up reporting him to the police!!

retina said:

What the hell is double glazing?


Yes, I create traffic. I like to create roadway havoc!

Actually I monitor and report road conditions for 6 STL area radio stations. I also monitor traffic in Kansas City and Memphis.

Justin1972UK said:

That's nasty! I always feel so self-concious going to the dentist. I've had a mold of my mouth taken once too...gross!

Justin1972UK said:

my dad is a dentist, I reckon he would nearly be sick when some patients opened their mouths.

At the end of the day the container at the end of the surgery (where everything that is suctioned out of your mouth goes - mainly saliva, blood, tooth residue) has to be emptied - talk about revolting!!!

charlottegelin said:

TMPletz said:

I've heard his dental nurse drying reaching down the back there

Terilicious said:

Did she charge extra for that kind of thing or did she just refuse to do it? I can imagine that there are a lot of phone services that go "sure baby, I can pretend I'm a transsexual horse with a huge haemorroid as long as you quadruple the price...".



Now that's REALLY creepy.

She did the right thing.

Terilicious said:

Nevermind, it was just an inside joke between me and charlottegelin....that she decided to ignore.

retina said:[quote]

Terilicious said:

The guy with the "pee fetish" was a regular of that girl. She made her regular pay , but he would call her about 3 times a week. She would get a bucket of water and slosh it around and pretend it was pee!

That other guy---yeah that was creepy. I'm so glad she called the cops on him!!

retina said: