A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift.
So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbie's are.
The girl responds: "Which one?
We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95
Volleyball Barbie: $19.95
Shopping Barbie: $19.95
Surfer Barbie: $19.95
Disco Barbie: $19.95
and Divorced Barbie: $299.95
Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the other Barbie's are $19.95?"
Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with":
Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewelry
Ken's money
Ken's computer, and
Ken's best friend

funkpill said:

I could actually see a "I JUST WANNA BE FRIENDS" -Barbie on the production line too. You know, cause no way in hell are most guys gonna get a slim blond chick like that for themselves. Maybe Ken, but then again Ken is the really-fucking- dysmal-generic-male type that gets all the best-looking women in real life too.

LOL