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Divorced Barbie A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift.
So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbie's are. The girl responds: "Which one? We have: Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95 Volleyball Barbie: $19.95 Shopping Barbie: $19.95 Surfer Barbie: $19.95 Disco Barbie: $19.95 and Divorced Barbie: $299.95 Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the other Barbie's are $19.95?" Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with": Ken's Car Ken's House Ken's Boat Ken's furniture Ken's jewelry Ken's money Ken's computer, and Ken's best friend | |
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funkpill said: A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift.
So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbie's are. The girl responds: "Which one? We have: Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95 Volleyball Barbie: $19.95 Shopping Barbie: $19.95 Surfer Barbie: $19.95 Disco Barbie: $19.95 and Divorced Barbie: $299.95 Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the other Barbie's are $19.95?" Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with": Ken's Car Ken's House Ken's Boat Ken's furniture Ken's jewelry Ken's money Ken's computer, and Ken's best friend | |
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I could actually see a "I JUST WANNA BE FRIENDS" -Barbie on the production line too. You know, cause no way in hell are most guys gonna get a slim blond chick like that for themselves. Maybe Ken, but then again Ken is the really-fucking- dysmal-generic-male type that gets all the best-looking women in real life too. | |
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LOL | |
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One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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