I think this is for a ping pong paddle that yells insults to your opponent... Either that, or it's for extreme tic-tac-toe...





Yanno, in general, if a toilet requires this much instruction, I'll just go find the nearest tree...





"In the event of an emergency, please proceed to the nearest exit and start peeing red arrows..."





Again with the toilets...





Fuckin' IKEA!!





I never could figure out how to use the butt funnel...

officially scared

Byron said:

just decided to post a creepy picture...

How To C-Walk...



...Complete with testimonials

Mike says:
"After taking the C-Walk Beginner's Course by Yama-G, I am now winning c-walk battles all over the San Fernando Valley.
East L.A has no idea what's heading their way, cuz I am the crazy c-walking vato!"


Todd says:
"In just 4 days of the beginner's course, I was good. So good that I battled everyone in the Antelope Valley and won.
If you want a piece of me, you catch me at a Lowrider show or at South Central, where i'll be schooling all them youngtas out there."


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

SammiJ said:

theAudience said:

theAudience said:

"Notice that Yama-G advises that you not fart during your c-walk routine."...

SammiJ said:

This looks like something that kid Billy from Family Circus would have trailing behind him if he was high on crack...

Speaking of crack...



...How to do The Humpty Dance.

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain



tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

:lol

I feel sick.

Byron said:

And to start out with the proper attitude...

"First you must begin with a signature stance, something that says, "Watch out FOOL!"

...Classic.


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

SHANNA said:

Hope it wasn't too much C-Walkin' and Humpty Dancing.
It'll do that to you.





tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

MartyMcFly said:

theAudience said:

Thanks, tA.

LleeLlee said:

This thread is hilarious

LleeLlee said:

Also the bridge is out ahead.

Cloudbuster said:

I know

At least you wont get cut fingers I guess.

LleeLlee said:

Likely just a broken neck and a steering wheel through the chest instead.

Cloudbuster said:

yep, and the bridge ahead is laying in wait for you too. "Didn't you see the sign for the bridge?."

XxAxX said:

What the...again with the toilets...lol (ok, the bidet). Are we that dense that we need instructions when we go #1 and #2?...I feel like we're being potty trained all over again...