1. a bag of raw hamburger does not a housewarming gift make.
2. "stenchie" is not popularly considered to be a term of affection.
3. don't assume other homosexuals can fly or shoot lasers from their eyes. sensitivity first: not all gay people have mutant powers.
4. if you're at a homosexual dinner party and your host brings out a nice chilled bottle of merlot and suggests playing The UnGame* after dessert, you may have been duped into a covert heterosexual dinner party.
5. if visiting the zoo with other homosexuals, refrain from referring to certain animals as "tacky". most of those animals wouldn't want to wear your tore up ass either.
6. as a general rule, you should never re-freeze sea bass.


























*major bonus points to those of any sexual orientation who remember The UnGame.

'homosexual dinner party'.



Sorry, that phrase tickles me.

onenitealone said:

i have my copy of julia child's "cooking for homosexuals", don't you?

Anx said:

Yoda is not homosexual!!!!!

abierman said:

it's obvious you've never been to a west village gay bar in new york.

Anx said:

The fact I had to Google that - then saw what she looks like...

I bet she does a mean meat cutlet.

Anx said:

and I kinda have the feeling I should be glad about that!

abierman said:

let's just say when yoda walks in, he's fresh meat.

Anx said:

0. Wear a goddamn condom will ya?

MartyMcFly said:

especially when attending a homosexual dinner party or visiting the zoo! you might get soup or yak phlegm on your penis!

Anx said:

I'd worry about those who get Yak Phlegm on their pen0r.

superspaceboy said:

hey:



just sayin'.

Anx said:

Oh God!