PLEASE TAKE NOTE! - There is a dangerous virus currently being passed
electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called the Worm
Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of
your colleagues, boss or anyone else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely!

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on, and take
2 good friends to the nearest pub. Here you should purchase a program
called Work Isolator Neutralizer Extractor (WINE). This is available in
several formats. The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift Hitting
Infiltrator Remover All Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is the more expensive
professional version. The cheaper version, which could give you some
real headaches, is known as Pro-Lite Organism Network Killer (PLONK).

Run the WINE program repeatedly until WORK has been completely
eliminated from your system. To assist in the complete eradication of
this virus, please forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have
5 friends then it is highly likely that you have already been infected,
and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY (Destroys Every
available Decent Living Youngster).

Update 03-01-06: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best
Equivalent Extractor Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but the
program will have to be run more times for the same effect.



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