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The odd television viewing habits of straight guys The following are television shows that the vast majority of straight guys watch or watched ONLY to see if two or more of the female characters would at some point "get it on":
1) The L Word (of course) 2) Desperate Housewives 3) Baywatch 4) Sex and the City 5) Designing Women 6) Dynasty 7) Beverly Hills 90210 8) A Different World 9) The View 10) The Flintstones (Wilma and Betty is a sapphic embrace...yummmmm) 11) Gilligan's Island (Ginger and Mary Ann...growwwllll) 12) Girlfriends 13) Charlie's Angels 14) Three's Company 15) Laverne and Shirley 16) The Golden Girls Sadly, Lucy and Ethel never got together, despite their enormous chemistry. I've written the plot in my head. Ricky is at the club, won't let Lucy go because he is a male-centric chauvinist. Ethel is over at the apartment because, quite frankly Fred is 85 years old and he disgusts her. They talk, console one another, maybe a little wine. It's so warm in that apartment and Lucy says she is going to take off her shirt. Their eyes lock, knowingly, hungrily. And then... Well let me stop there but it would have been HOT! | |
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don't forget roseanne.  | |
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It took me a while to understand the straight guy attraction to hot lesbo action. But once I understood that they couldn't grasp the notion of a sexually gratified woman were it not for hot lesbo action, it all made sense!
Posthumous said: don't forget roseanne.
Watch it!  I love that broad! Not in that way, but I love her. | |
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the captain is so closeted.
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: the captain is so closeted.
i'm standing by with a catcher's mitt and a fire extinguisher for when the closet door blows open.  | |
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The Golden Girls?!
EWWWWW ... that is SICK dude. Just sick! | |
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JadaKaye said: The Golden Girls?!
EWWWWW ... that is SICK dude. Just sick! | |
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Posthumous said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: the captain is so closeted.
i'm standing by with a catcher's mitt and a fire extinguisher for when the closet door blows open. I could just see that happen. The Captain comes out and millions of straight chicks commit mass suicide at the thought they will never get to sample the goods. I cannot have that on my conscious! I owe it to all the hot, not-so-hot, and bagworthy ladies out there to remain a hetero. | |
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CaptainChaos said: Posthumous said: i'm standing by with a catcher's mitt and a fire extinguisher for when the closet door blows open. I could just see that happen. The Captain comes out and millions of straight chicks commit mass suicide at the thought they will never get to sample the goods. I cannot have that on my conscious! I owe it to all the hot, not-so-hot, and bagworthy ladies out there to remain a hetero. well, it's probably for the best. certain folks need to stay on the other team to keep our handicap balanced. after all, we have elton john to deal with over here... | |
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Posthumous said: CaptainChaos said: I could just see that happen. The Captain comes out and millions of straight chicks commit mass suicide at the thought they will never get to sample the goods. I cannot have that on my conscious! I owe it to all the hot, not-so-hot, and bagworthy ladies out there to remain a hetero. well, it's probably for the best. certain folks need to stay on the other team to keep our handicap balanced. after all, we have elton john to deal with over here... | |
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Posthumous said: CaptainChaos said: I could just see that happen. The Captain comes out and millions of straight chicks commit mass suicide at the thought they will never get to sample the goods. I cannot have that on my conscious! I owe it to all the hot, not-so-hot, and bagworthy ladies out there to remain a hetero. well, it's probably for the best. certain folks need to stay on the other team to keep our handicap balanced. after all, we have elton john to deal with over here... Let me think...mega-talented...bad hair...oh my God, I'm the straight Elton John! [Edited 1/31/06 10:00am] | |
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CaptainChaos said: Posthumous said: well, it's probably for the best. certain folks need to stay on the other team to keep our handicap balanced. after all, we have elton john to deal with over here... Let me think...mega-talented...bad hair...oh my God, I'm the straight Elton John! [Edited 1/31/06 10:00am] well, he was multi-talented when he was ambiguously gay. now that he's a confirmed homosectional, he's a bit challenged. so perhaps you should take on the mantle of an ambiguously-straight org alter account character!  | |
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Posthumous said: CaptainChaos said: Let me think...mega-talented...bad hair...oh my God, I'm the straight Elton John! [Edited 1/31/06 10:00am] well, he was multi-talented when he was ambiguously gay. now that he's a confirmed homosectional, he's a bit challenged. so perhaps you should take on the mantle of an ambiguously-straight org alter account character! That sounds hard. Can't I just be the horny guy with emotional maturity issues? | |
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CaptainChaos said: Posthumous said: well, he was multi-talented when he was ambiguously gay. now that he's a confirmed homosectional, he's a bit challenged. so perhaps you should take on the mantle of an ambiguously-straight org alter account character! That sounds hard. Can't I just be the horny guy with emotional maturity issues? not wordy enough | |
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Posthumous said: CaptainChaos said: That sounds hard. Can't I just be the horny guy with emotional maturity issues? not wordy enough Can I go by an unpronounceable symbol? | |
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CaptainChaos said: Posthumous said: not wordy enough Can I go by an unpronounceable symbol? i have a few recommendations for you! | |
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Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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Posthumous said: CaptainChaos said: Can I go by an unpronounceable symbol? i have a few recommendations for you! This will be my official representation from now on:  | |
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Every straight guy in this place own up. You know you were screaming, "Kiss her, kiss her!" You're lying if you're denying. | |
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The above was a picture of Krystle and Alexis erotically kicking each other's asses.
Damn copyrighted photos. | |
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hell naww...this list is bogus..the number # show guys watch hoping for hot lesbian action is:
 Space for sale... | |
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