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A mouse ran across my mouth... while I tried to get some sleep. I got a problem with these ugly motherfuckers. I don't even want to go to bed. The worst thing is that I have a tomcat who hangs around with me all the time. He sees the mice dancing around, looks at them, sometimes even gets up, but he does not catch them. He is not interested and demands EGG-CREAM to eat instead.
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You need a new Cat, sounds like it is lazy 
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moderatorI have a mouse in my room too (although i haven't heard it for a few days)
I think it's cute  ,a bit noisy , tho' at times, scratching my wooden floor | |
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slugs! mice! (o)possums! will it ever end 
orgers' cats sound defective to me!  not doing their jobs properly!  | |
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luv4u said: You need a new Cat, sounds like it is lazy
I really got no clue whats wrong with him, since he catches mice in the garden. But in the house: no. I do believe he thinks they are kind of pets, too. After all, I'm pretty sure he was the product of an incest, he's a bit strange. He even licks me if I scratch him... | |
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Dewrede said: I have a mouse in my room too (although i haven't heard it for a few days)
I think it's cute ,a bit noisy , tho' at times, scratching my wooden floor It can be very noisy  unfortunetaly I think there are a lot of mice in the house, the situation gets worse. I do not want to put out venom (though I once did), since it is a bit cruel... and I do not want to have them in bed... good god. | |
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nilegettolrahc said: slugs! mice! (o)possums! will it ever end
orgers' cats sound defective to me! not doing their jobs properly!  "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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A few years ago I woke up, could hear what i THOUGHT was my cat eatting at her dish, but then I realized that she was curled up sleeping with me...
So I get up and go look to see what's going on - boldest damn mouse you ever saw sitting in the dish eatting cat food 
I ran and picked up my cat and threw her in where her bowl was, she just looked at the mouse and then back to me like "So?? You'll be filling the bowl up again in the morning" ~When you understand why you dismiss all other gods, then you will understand why I dismiss yours~ | |
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I don't think i'd still like it when there are lots of them , couldn't put out venom either , tho'
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I woke up once and there was a mouse sitting on top of my architect lamp stretching to see itself in a little mirror on the wall, which it then tried to jump into landing in my wastepaper basket  silly thing! And I had no cat yet! | |
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I think they're cute | |
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I'm firmly planted in denial |
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MuaPetahl said: A few years ago I woke up, could hear what i THOUGHT was my cat eatting at her dish, but then I realized that she was curled up sleeping with me...
So I get up and go look to see what's going on - boldest damn mouse you ever saw sitting in the dish eatting cat food
I ran and picked up my cat and threw her in where her bowl was, she just looked at the mouse and then back to me like "So?? You'll be filling the bowl up again in the morning" haha, yeah they're becoming more and more self-confident by time. Once when I stepped into the kitchen at eight o'clock in the morning, I saw one sitting on the edge of a pot, a small one. I looked at her, IT looked at me - nothing happened. I could not do anything out of surprise. Then the beast ran away - of course I never wanted to cook a meal with this pot again... I'm hardy. But when the mouse is ON your face (or just the possibilty of having one under your quilt, the fun is over. | |
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SenseOfDoubt said: luv4u said: You need a new Cat, sounds like it is lazy
I really got no clue whats wrong with him, since he catches mice in the garden. But in the house: no. I do believe he thinks they are kind of pets, too. After all, I'm pretty sure he was the product of an incest, he's a bit strange. He even licks me if I scratch him... get a dog  they earn their keep  pesky mice    | |
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Billmenever said: get a dog they earn their keep pesky mice oh, i have a cocker spaniel already... and if i have a girlfriend, I use to be her dog... | |
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One time I went to visit my mother, who was living in Florida at the time. She was having MAJOR work done on her house. I'm at her house, by myself taking to my husband on the phone and a 3 inch COCKROACH runs across my chest!!! Eww eww eww eww EWWWW!!!!
My husband thought I was being attacked I screamed so loud! I hate mice to though!! They are cute...outside or in a picture...just really really far from me thank you! I'm firmly planted in denial |
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Nothinbutjoy said: What the hell is a Stretching Human Touch Robotic Leather Massage Recliner ? Costs 2000$ Gives this aid for having oral-sex? Is it a modified Gay-Bob doll? Or is it just something to put in a jar. The jar is under the bed... I'm curious... | |
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was wondering the same thing | |
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Nothinbutjoy said: One time I went to visit my mother, who was living in Florida at the time. She was having MAJOR work done on her house. I'm at her house, by myself taking to my husband on the phone and a 3 inch COCKROACH runs across my chest!!! Eww eww eww eww EWWWW!!!!
My husband thought I was being attacked I screamed so loud! I hate mice to though!! They are cute...outside or in a picture...just really really far from me thank you! brr, that's not fine... | |
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SenseOfDoubt said: and if i have a girlfriend, I use to be her dog...
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thats ok.. my cats leave large rats under my bed 2 smell up my room...Nothing like the smell of dead rat... Nothing like finding a jellied rat... | |
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Did some googling
Humane mousetraps ;
http://www.abundantearth....trap1.html [Edited 1/24/06 19:40pm] | |
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sunchylde said: thats ok.. my cats leave large rats under my bed 2 smell up my room...Nothing like the smell of dead rat... Nothing like finding a jellied rat...
When I was doing a practical training last year in preparation of the bakkalaureat, we had a strange smell in one of the closets. We thought: "Well, okay, this is a closet after all". After some time it was becoming too nasty, so we all started to using the other closet. Or it would have been like: "just pissing... and vomiting for free!" Alright. At a certain point one of the chiefs was fucked up with the fact that there was just one closet (not enough for a bunch of people who ate pepperoni pizza all the time), and decided to examine the situation - and came out with a huge, half-rotten monster type of rat ("The return of the son of the monster magnet" ). Must have come through the canalisation, right up to the closet of a small company where it decided to rott... | |
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Dewrede said: Did some googling
Humane mousetraps ;
http://www.abundantearth....trap1.html [Edited 1/24/06 19:40pm] Without torturing??? Hey, thats boring... I think I'm gonna build a mini-scaffold...
or did u say human mousetraps ? [Edited 1/24/06 19:43pm] | |
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SenseOfDoubt said: sunchylde said: thats ok.. my cats leave large rats under my bed 2 smell up my room...Nothing like the smell of dead rat... Nothing like finding a jellied rat...
When I was doing a practical training last year in preparation of the bakkalaureat, we had a strange smell in one of the closets. We thought: "Well, okay, this is a closet after all". After some time it was becoming too nasty, so we all started to using the other closet. Or it would have been like: "just pissing... and vomiting for free!" Alright. At a certain point one of the chiefs was fucked up with the fact that there was just one closet (not enough for a bunch of people who ate pepperoni pizza all the time), and decided to examine the situation - and came out with a huge, half-rotten monster type of rat ("The return of the son of the monster magnet" ). Must have come through the canalisation, right up to the closet of a small company where it decided to rott... closet = toilet?
(my old car was called Monster Magnet!) | |
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charlottegelin said: closet = toilet?
(my old car was called Monster Magnet!) yep, toilet... It was like a bath with a little shower in it. And the smell... | |
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Dewrede said: no, no, no. I want Blood, Sweat & Tears. (and the resulting Pain )[Edited 1/24/06 19:47pm] | |
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SenseOfDoubt said: Dewrede said: no, no, no. I want Blood, Sweat & Tears. (and Pain )in that case you simply need 2 bricks  | |
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