So I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in
meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic."Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge. "Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a
waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. "Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!" So I told her to fuck off...

Didnt see that coming

That shouldn't be funny though, since I'm sure it happens a lot.

I would not hook up with an ex girlfriend. They are my ex's for a reason.

Spats said:

Now I realize how much I missed you.

Thanks Cabo I needed that laugh

retina said:

It's only funny because 99% of the story is sentimental and sweet and romantic, and that last line is just a short slap upside the head to erase everything that came before it...lol...as well as it seems more a joke about the sleaziness of men, so it feels like we're laughing at him, not her...lol

Spats said:

Yeah the Rohypnol wore off

Byron said:

I know why it's funny, I was laughing too.

I'm just saying it's one of those double-edged jokes that are funny and painfully true at the same time, which should make us choke a bit on our laughter.

retina said:

No need to choke on anything, in my opinion...and it's not really a double-edged joke. The humor is contained in the inherent ridiculousness that exists in a double standard (regardless of what that double standard is) coupled with the ridiculousness of men who are pigs...lol...and it's really only funny because it only took seven words to convey those two ridiculous facts. The more words used, the less funny it becomes because it takes the focus away from the ridiculousness of those two facts and focuses on his treatment of her.

Byron said:

Ok, I'll smoke whatever you guys are high on, that sounds like some good ganja!

Byron said:

Yes, it is and I just explained to you why.



Exactly, which is why you've destroyed the fun in this loooong ago.

Save your dry ruminations for a more suitable occasion.

cabo said:

Yeah, I could overanalyze the back of a tube of toothpaste...lol

retina said:

Whooo...I guess Ocean's imagining of what you're like in a conversaton aren't quite as accurate as you said they were...lol

Byron said:

There's a time and place for everything, which is something you'll never understand.

retina said:

A fight between my 2 fave orgers ???

bou-ouh !!!