Here's a bit of background to understanding this joke (or not as you'll soon see ) We have a cat called Indie. She LOVES this cat and is always annoying the hell out of it. LOL

Mia runs up to me all excited yesterday and says "Hey Dad! I have a joke for you"
Mmmmm..ok
"Indie has honey in his tummy!"


<-- me
I quickly realize that she's watching me for my reaction and laugh my head off as she giggles herself.

I know it's not the greatest joke in the world, but it's her first ever go at one.

That's so cute.

But maybe you'll have to take Indie to the vet.

retina said:

I never thought of that!!!

Better than "Razor has tinsel hanging out of his ass"...that's the one my daughter told me, only it wasn't a joke.

Byron said:

when i was three or four we had a cat named mishka who i loved more than anything. one day i "wrote" a story about how mishka ate tons of food and then she ate a pickle pie. the closing line was, "when she ate the pickle pie, she DIE!!"

apparently i thought this was the funniest thing in the world but my mom was just confused.

Byron & althom I'm seriously worried about ur parenting abilities

Her jokes are better than yours already.

ChargingBULL said:

SHUT IT!!!!!

althom said:

Byron said:

tinsel and cats don't go together.

was razor okay in the long run?

JasmineFire said:

Oh, he had the runs for a long time, alright...

JasmineFire said:

I LOVE that name, Jazz! What does it mean?

Byron said:

and that's better than "Ali has dental floss hanging out of his ass!"

Why are we talking about things hanging out of cats arses?

althom said:

You inspire us.

ChargingBULL said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

once when I was changing my baby's nappy I thought he had a thread worm, and I pulled and out of his bum came a piece of dental floss about 20cm long that he must've picked off the floor and eaten. He was lucky he did not get it caught in his guts somewhere.

althom said:

Byron started it.

charlottegelin said:

i also thought it was a worm with my cat. i was relieved that it wasn't, though, i had the pleasure of pulling it out.

sinisterpentatonic said:

cat's bum is grosser

We're talking about cats bums again!!!!

awww Mia 1st joke Did you record it somewhere

luv4u said:

yeah, here!

charlottegelin said:

Yeah.

I'm such a good parent.

If you pull the chain hanging out althom's arse his head will cave in.

althom said:

almost up there with the orger documenting his daughter's menarche here

bkw said:

I thought that happened from picking your nose too much

nilegettolrahc said:

Hey, that was ME, dammit!!...