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PrintableAnx said: when will the persecution of heterosexual men end? haven't they been brutalized enough???
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: you forgot a most important tip, savior:
straight fellas, when you're out clubbing or what-not and a woman you hit on tells you that she's full-out gay, DO NOT try out the "i bet i can make you straight" routine/pick-up line on 'em. the chances of making her go straight are around the same chances that a fella would make you go gay. kthx.  of course, you could always very seductively say to the guy "if you let me see you kiss another guy, then maybe i'll switch teams for you", and if he does it, just point and laugh and say "OMFG YOU'RE TOTALLY GAY!!!!" really loudly, and then ignore him for the rest of the night.  | |
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Anx said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: you forgot a most important tip, savior:
straight fellas, when you're out clubbing or what-not and a woman you hit on tells you that she's full-out gay, DO NOT try out the "i bet i can make you straight" routine/pick-up line on 'em. the chances of making her go straight are around the same chances that a fella would make you go gay. kthx. of course, you could always very seductively say to the guy "if you let me see you kiss another guy, then maybe i'll switch teams for you", and if he does it, just point and laugh and say "OMFG YOU'RE TOTALLY GAY!!!!" really loudly, and then ignore him for the rest of the night.  i SO should do that the next time some guy hits on me. | |
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Anx said: of course, you could always very seductively say to the guy "if you let me see you kiss another guy, then maybe i'll switch teams for you", and if he does it, just point and laugh and say "OMFG YOU'RE TOTALLY GAY!!!!" really loudly, and then ignore him for the rest of the night. 
that is actually very funny, but chances a straight guy would do such a thing are just too slim, as Dansa already stated. I, fo'sho, would never kiss a guy in order to get the girl! Don't know guys who would..... Maybe spats????  | |
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abierman said: Anx said: of course, you could always very seductively say to the guy "if you let me see you kiss another guy, then maybe i'll switch teams for you", and if he does it, just point and laugh and say "OMFG YOU'RE TOTALLY GAY!!!!" really loudly, and then ignore him for the rest of the night.
that is actually very funny, but chances a straight guy would do such a thing are just too slim, as Dansa already stated. I, fo'sho, would never kiss a guy in order to get the girl! Don't know guys who would..... Maybe spats???? if the woman looked sacktime-worthy enough to 'im, i bet he'd take the chance and do it. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: abierman said:
that is actually very funny, but chances a straight guy would do such a thing are just too slim, as Dansa already stated. I, fo'sho, would never kiss a guy in order to get the girl! Don't know guys who would..... Maybe spats???? if the woman looked sacktime-worthy enough to 'im, i bet he'd take the chance and do it. but the guy has to be goodlooking as well, maybe even do the approaching..... | |
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abierman said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: if the woman looked sacktime-worthy enough to 'im, i bet he'd take the chance and do it. but the guy has to be goodlooking as well, maybe even do the approaching..... | |
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HamsterHuey said: Anx said: not the pull of your mass.
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Buy a gun cause gay people suck period. Especially those who do all in their power to try and keep you from hooking up with a person and come out and try to trash you.
[Edited 1/31/06 10:22am] [Edited 1/31/06 11:10am] | |
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saintsation said: Buy a gun cause gay people suck period. Especially the ex's who do all in their power to try and keep you from hooking up with a person better than them and they know it and come out and try to trash you.
[Edited 1/31/06 10:22am] at least you're not bitter!  | |
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Posthumous said: saintsation said: Buy a gun cause gay people suck period. Especially the ex's who do all in their power to try and keep you from hooking up with a person better than them and they know it and come out and try to trash you.
[Edited 1/31/06 10:22am] at least you're not bitter! | |
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saintsation said: Buy a gun cause gay people suck period. Especially the ex's who do all in their power to try and keep you from hooking up with a person better than them and they know it and come out and try to trash you.
Awesome!  The Normal Whores Club | |
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Anx said: abierman said: I am sure a lot of homosexuals will agree with this: if I am right, a gay man wants to be treated like any other man in society.... Just sayin'.....  i disagree. i want to be treated like the supreme ruler of the universe, and i want to be addressed in the third person at all times, even if i'm standing right next to you, and i want an enormous pyramid of fancy feast cans erected on the white house lawn as a testament to my intergalactic superiority. otherwise, okay, i agree with your statement for the most part. I was gay until you.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: I was gay until you. is that another one of them brokedown mountain quotes? | |
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Posthumous said: FunkMistress said: I was gay until you. is that another one of them brokedown mountain quotes? | |
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Posthumous said: saintsation said: Buy a gun cause gay people suck period. Especially the ex's who do all in their power to try and keep you from hooking up with a person better than them and they know it and come out and try to trash you.
[Edited 1/31/06 10:22am] at least you're not bitter! Yeah! bitter and you know the thing about gay people too i learned, they have sex with dumbasses they know are poison and then have sex with other people putting them at risk like lovely people like me. Then those who are (bastards) they continue to have sex unprotected or do risky things that would possibly poison you other ways like cuts on lips , mouths and etc. No conscious at all. Like they do it purposely being possessed by the demon. If i was predator and had his powers other than his strength right now I would take out most of the clan the way he took out the criminals with guns and the aliens. [Edited 1/31/06 11:13am] | |
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saintsation said: [something]
...dude. turn down the sunbeams, my eyes are bad enough as it is!  | |
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Posthumous said: FunkMistress said: I was gay until you. is that another one of them brokedown mountain quotes? 
I almost added, "I wish I knew how to quit reading your posts"! Really! The Normal Whores Club | |
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saintsation said: If i was predator and had his powers other than hs strength right now.
Then you would use his deadly powers of comprehensible composition!  The Normal Whores Club | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: saintsation said: [something]
...dude. turn down the sunbeams, my eyes are bad enough as it is! i was at first ave friday for a second or two visiting someone. Heard you were there. | |
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saintsation said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: ...dude. turn down the sunbeams, my eyes are bad enough as it is! i was at first ave friday for a second or two visiting someone. Heard you were there. yep, i was there. i might've passed by you at one point or another and not have known it. | |
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FunkMistress said: saintsation said: If i was predator and had his powers other than hs strength right now.
Then you would use his deadly powers of comprehensible composition! ok, NOW this thread is back on track. finally! | |
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Posthumous said: FunkMistress said: Then you would use his deadly powers of comprehensible composition! ok, NOW this thread is back on track. finally! stop being a mod! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: saintsation said: i was at first ave friday for a second or two visiting someone. Heard you were there. yep, i was there. i might've passed by you at one point or another and not have known it. I doubt it, i was in the hot room for no more than 2 minutes and went to dead area main auditorium. | |
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abierman said: Posthumous said: ok, NOW this thread is back on track. finally! stop being a mod! mod is so retro.  | |
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Posthumous said: FunkMistress said: Then you would use his deadly powers of comprehensible composition! ok, NOW this thread is back on track. finally! Seriously, i wish i was predator cause i would eliminate every human out there who is trying to poison other dumbass individuals ratehr its purposely, mistaken, or hidden. Cause you know Predator scan blood and can tell if you poison or not like that girl in that movie SPECIES!! [Edited 1/31/06 11:45am] | |
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mdiver said: DynamicSavior said: 1) Heterosexuals leave us no choice but to think that. 2) see above 3) Kiss my gay ass. No SOME heterosexuals leave you no choice Kiss MY heterosexual ass  One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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saintsation said: Posthumous said: ok, NOW this thread is back on track. finally! Seriously, i wish i was predator cause i would eliminate every human out there who is trying to poison other dumbass individuals ratehr its purposely, mistaken, or hidden. Cause you know Predator scan blood and can tell if you poison or not like that girl in that movie SPECIES!!
[Edited 1/31/06 11:45am] Oooh wee - happy today!  | |
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HamsterHuey said: mdiver said: Kiss MY heterosexual ass
Can't I just rim it? That is SO classy... | |
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MartyMcFly said: HamsterHuey said: Can't I just rim it? That is SO classy... what do you know about class???? | |
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