I'm a female.

Yeah, GlamSlamKid.....


However, you do have issues, either you just can't seem to get a enough or you're just in need of a good lay.....I suspect the latter!

What is this shit? I am sure a lot of homosexuals will agree with this: if I am right, a gay man wants to be treated like any other man in society....just another man, like me. Yet whenever I read your posts I get the feeling that you want us, hetero's, to believe you are some kind of freak of nature.....
Whenever I see friends who are gay, like for instance HamsterHuey from the org, I expect things just to be normal and you know what? Things are pretty damn normal, not much different than meeting up with my straight friends! Sure, different topics are talked about but we always end up making fun of eachother like I like to do with all my friends.....
Sure, I would never claim that I know what it's like to be gay, neither would I claim to fully understand what you guys are are confronted with in everyday life....but really, you guys aren't that special, believe me! So please, don't try us (hetero's) make believe you are and that we don't know how to go about!


Just sayin'.....

onenitealone said:

I'm cool with shitloads of straighties but still.
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I am sure a lot of homosexuals will agree with this: if I am right, a gay man wants to be treated like any other man in society....
Just sayin'.....

DynamicSavior said:

For some reason that makes me think of "I can't be a racist i have loads of black friends!"

mdiver said:

Or the one I always love: 'You're gay/lesbian??? You GOTTA meet this guy/girl I know!'.

Yeah - we all shag each other, regardless of physical attraction/compatibility.

1. Do not run screaming from the room. This is rude.

What if a GIANT FRIGGIN' SPIDER is about to attack us? Can I run then?

2. If you must back away, do so slowly and with discretion.

What, gay people are like a T-Rex?

3. Do not assume they are attracted to you.

Why the hell not? I'm a sexy beast!

4. Do not assume they are not attracted to you.

They damn well should be! Once again, I'm sexy!!

5. Do not expect them to be excited about meeting a heterosexual as you may be about meeting a gay person.

I've been in theater way too long to get excited about meeting gay people. It would be like a vet getting excited about meeting a cat.

6. Do not immediately start talking abut your boy/girlfried or husband/wife
in order to make it clear that you are straight.

A"girlfried"? That would only apply if I was dating Courtney Love.

7. Do not ask them how they "got that way". Instead ask yourself how you got the way you are.

Sexy as hell? Hmmm, how DID I get that way???

8. Do not assume they are dying to talk about being gay.

Are they dying to talk about comics? I know I am!

9. Do not expect them to refrain from talking about being gay.

Okay, but can they refrain from talking about lima beans? That just makes for boring discussion.

10. Do not trivialize their experience by assuming it is a bedroom issue. They are gay 24 hours a day.

Wow! Gay people are like IHoP!!!! I'll take an omlette with bacon and mushrooms, please.

mdiver said:

Or the one I always love: 'You're gay/lesbian??? You GOTTA meet this guy/girl I know!'.

Yeah - we all shag each other, regardless of physical attraction/compatibility.

onenitealone said:

"You're gay? OOH! I know such a sweet gay guy! You GOT to meet him!"

Then I say; "No I don't"

Cuz I dont do blind dates set up by my friends. It's horrid to find out what kind of man they wish for you... their opinion of 'sweet' is often raving homosexual, the kind of bottom boys I do not find attractive at all...

HamsterHuey said:

that's always happened to me, too. my friends would set me up with someone who they thought would be "perfect", and i'd wind up meeting some buttoned-down right brained culturally conservative person who was perfectly nice, though we didn't have a single thing to talk about. sometimes i would question my friends' sanity.

As i have mentioned before, this gay guy at work (still) keeps on flirting with me. He ain't flamboyently gay (thank goodness), but he would tough my hand and i'd just laugh. I find it funny.

1. Do not run screaming from the room. This is rude.
2. If you must back away, do so slowly and with discretion.
3. Do not assume they are attracted to you.
4. Do not assume they are not attracted to you.
5. Do not expect them to be excited about meeting a heterosexual as you may be about meeting a gay person.
6. Do not immediately start talking abut your boy/girlfried or husband/wife
in order to make it clear that you are straight.
7. Do not ask them how they "got that way". Instead ask yourself how you got the way you are.
8. Do not assume they are dying to talk about being gay.
9. Do not expect them to refrain from talking about being gay.
10. Do not trivialize their experience by assuming it is a bedroom issue. They are gay 24 hours a day.

This has been another GSK PSA.
Thank You.

DynamicSavior said:

Tips for thread makers

1) Don't subscribe to the idea that heterosexual men are dumb as fuck cavemen devoid of any intelligence, feeling or decorum.

2) see above

thesexofit said:

So you are gay. So what?

3121 said:

1) Heterosexuals leave us no choice but to think that.

2) see above

3) Kiss my gay ass.

DynamicSavior said:

such a blinkered view, but you keep throwing it back on the heterosexual. perpetuate the fallacy...keep us apart. Im heterosexual, I have friends who are gay, its not even an issue. should it be? Are heterosexuals and their opinions, beliefs and actions all the same? is your problem REALLY with heterosexuals or maybe just ignorant people?

HamsterHuey said:

No iam not gay. I proved it to myself today by sitting through the whole "macho man" video by village people, without the slightest bit being turned on.
[Edited 1/30/06 16:07pm]

thesexofit said:

me either! wanna go out?

3121 said:

I really hope you don't think I was serious when I typed those "hints".

3121 said:

I really hope you don't think I was serious when I typed those "hints".

DynamicSavior said:

well voila.....that's the whole thing with you, every goddamn post of yours is 'gay this, gay that....', people might or might not take you too seriously..., that's how you get reactions like these! I kinda understand where 3121 is coming from..... If you're so gay, why don't you go out and manage to get some piece of ass instead of just whining about it over here, how the ugly get more sex than you, how the hetero's don't understand gays.....it's getting tired, just like with GlamSlamKid in the past.....
[Edited 1/30/06 16:25pm]

Ahnold said:

dang, i know he's a republican and all, but that's way out of character for ahnold.

when will the persecution of heterosexual men end? haven't they been brutalized enough???

ROCK'N'ROLL
STOP THE TRAFFIC

Anx said:

Am i wrong to ask to be looked at and judged as an individual? Certainly homosexual men have been persecuted throughout the ages. However, does that mean that all hetersexual men are homophobic and should be sneered at as the brutal caveman? can i not sympathise with disrimnation? All HUMANS can face discrimination of soughts. Can i not stand apart from homophobics because simply because i share their sexual orientation. If i can't then i am being persecuted by both parties involved.
[Edited 1/30/06 16:32pm]

3121 said:

of course not all heterosexual men are homophobic. some of the most supportive, gay-positive people i know are straight men...some are even more healthy in their views of gay life than some gay men i know! (wrap THAT around your head.)

i think, though, when you're in a group that is characterized by its history of persecuting another group, it doesn't hurt to be aware that you could be identified that way, and proceed with a sensitivity to that. it doesn't mean that you're taking on the blame for what other people have done, and it doesn't "victimize" you in any way...i think it's just a matter of simple tact and insight, neither of which virtue you are necessarily expected to uphold, of course.
[Edited 1/30/06 16:38pm]

I'm well aware i could be identified that way. That is what i am responding to.