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Thread started 01/29/06 9:41pm

DynamicSavior

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Tips for heterosexuals when meeting homosexuals:

1. Do not run screaming from the room. This is rude.
2. If you must back away, do so slowly and with discretion.
3. Do not assume they are attracted to you.
4. Do not assume they are not attracted to you.
5. Do not expect them to be excited about meeting a heterosexual as you may be about meeting a gay person.
6. Do not immediately start talking abut your boy/girlfried or husband/wife
in order to make it clear that you are straight.
7. Do not ask them how they "got that way". Instead ask yourself how you got the way you are.
8. Do not assume they are dying to talk about being gay.
9. Do not expect them to refrain from talking about being gay.
10. Do not trivialize their experience by assuming it is a bedroom issue. They are gay 24 hours a day.

This has been another GSK PSA.
Thank You.
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Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.
mad HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! mad
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down.
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Reply #1 posted 01/29/06 9:44pm

althom

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reading <-- writing this down when I catch up with bkw
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Reply #2 posted 01/29/06 9:46pm

DynamicSavior

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althom said:

reading <-- writing this down when I catch up with bkw

thumbs up!
One of Dansa's org hornies woot!
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.
mad HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! mad
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down.
Prince.org: Where's Mani?
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Reply #3 posted 01/29/06 10:03pm

Lammastide

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11. If he's hairy and has a webcam, forward Lammastide's e-mail address to him.
Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #4 posted 01/29/06 10:04pm

althom

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Lammastide said:

11. If he's hairy and has a webcam, forward Lammastide's e-mail address to him.

bkw@yahoo.com.au
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Reply #5 posted 01/29/06 10:05pm

Lammastide

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althom said:

Lammastide said:

11. If he's hairy and has a webcam, forward Lammastide's e-mail address to him.

bkw@yahoo.com.au

wink
Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #6 posted 01/29/06 10:06pm

charlottegelin

good advice. smile
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Reply #7 posted 01/29/06 10:07pm

bkw

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althom said:

reading <-- writing this down when I catch up with bkw

batting eyes
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #8 posted 01/29/06 10:07pm

bkw

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althom said:

Lammastide said:

11. If he's hairy and has a webcam, forward Lammastide's e-mail address to him.

bkw@yahoo.com.au

Caome and get the good stuff!!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #9 posted 01/29/06 10:08pm

althom

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bkw said:

althom said:

reading <-- writing this down when I catch up with bkw

batting eyes

omfg
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Reply #10 posted 01/29/06 10:08pm

sosgemini

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more and more im starting to think you were that one guy that i was thinking you were....
Space for sale...
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Reply #11 posted 01/29/06 10:11pm

charlottegelin

would it be OK to talk about the weather? confuse
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Reply #12 posted 01/29/06 10:16pm

CaptainChaos

Is discussion of my massive penile length kosher because this is pretty much my main topic of discussion with everyone, gay or straight? And what is the rule on slide shows of said member?
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Reply #13 posted 01/29/06 10:19pm

DynamicSavior

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sosgemini said:

more and more im starting to think you were that one guy that i was thinking you were....

Who? GlamSlamKid? Nope. Not me. Sorry.
One of Dansa's org hornies woot!
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.
mad HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! mad
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down.
Prince.org: Where's Mani?
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Reply #14 posted 01/29/06 10:50pm

meow85

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thumbs up!
"A Watcher scoffs at gravity!"
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Reply #15 posted 01/29/06 11:01pm

Muse2NOPharaoh

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Reply #16 posted 01/30/06 1:08am

abierman

Yeah, GlamSlamKid.....nod


However, you do have issues, either you just can't seem to get a enough or you're just in need of a good lay.....I suspect the latter!

What is this shit? I am sure a lot of homosexuals will agree with this: if I am right, a gay man wants to be treated like any other man in society....just another man, like me. Yet whenever I read your posts I get the feeling that you want us, hetero's, to believe you are some kind of freak of nature.....
Whenever I see friends who are gay, like for instance HamsterHuey from the org, I expect things just to be normal and you know what? Things are pretty damn normal, not much different than meeting up with my straight friends! Sure, different topics are talked about but we always end up making fun of eachother like I like to do with all my friends.....
Sure, I would never claim that I know what it's like to be gay, neither would I claim to fully understand what you guys are are confronted with in everyday life....but really, you guys aren't that special, believe me! So please, don't try us (hetero's) make believe you are and that we don't know how to go about!


Just sayin'.....

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Reply #17 posted 01/30/06 1:23am

HamsterHuey

L.
[Edited 1/30/06 1:23am]
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Reply #18 posted 01/30/06 1:36am

abierman

HamsterHuey said:

L.
[Edited 1/30/06 1:23am]



Lul? eek
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Reply #19 posted 01/30/06 1:37am

HamsterHuey

abierman said:

HamsterHuey said:

L.
[Edited 1/30/06 1:23am]



Lul? eek


Nee. Een post die ik ge-edit heb, maar ik was de "L" vergeten, mm'kay?
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Reply #20 posted 01/30/06 3:36am

dawntreader

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abierman said:

Yeah, GlamSlamKid.....nod


However, you do have issues, either you just can't seem to get a enough or you're just in need of a good lay.....I suspect the latter!

What is this shit? I am sure a lot of homosexuals will agree with this: if I am right, a gay man wants to be treated like any other man in society....just another man, like me. Yet whenever I read your posts I get the feeling that you want us, hetero's, to believe you are some kind of freak of nature.....
Whenever I see friends who are gay, like for instance HamsterHuey from the org, I expect things just to be normal and you know what? Things are pretty damn normal, not much different than meeting up with my straight friends! Sure, different topics are talked about but we always end up making fun of eachother like I like to do with all my friends.....
Sure, I would never claim that I know what it's like to be gay, neither would I claim to fully understand what you guys are are confronted with in everyday life....but really, you guys aren't that special, believe me! So please, don't try us (hetero's) make believe you are and that we don't know how to go about!


Just sayin'.....

thumbs up!


mooi gezegd!

en H. moet ophouden met het editen van zijn posts.

smile
yes SIR!
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Reply #21 posted 01/30/06 3:43am

HamsterHuey

Pfft.
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Reply #22 posted 01/30/06 3:45am

dawntreader

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HamsterHuey said:

Pfft.

hmph!
yes SIR!
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Reply #23 posted 01/30/06 4:15am

onenitealone

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It's just as well all my straight friends are rational human beings. They don't need advice like this. confused
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Reply #24 posted 01/30/06 4:47am

DynamicSavior

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onenitealone said:

It's just as well all my straight friends are rational human beings. They don't need advice like this. confused
[Edited 1/30/06 4:15am]

I never said this applies to ALL heterosexuals. So some of ya'll need to calm down. Goodness. I'm cool with shitloads of straighties but still, this needs to be said.
Thank You.
One of Dansa's org hornies woot!
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.
mad HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! mad
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down.
Prince.org: Where's Mani?
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Reply #25 posted 01/30/06 5:03am

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DynamicSavior said:

onenitealone said:

It's just as well all my straight friends are rational human beings. They don't need advice like this. confused
[Edited 1/30/06 4:15am]

I never said this applies to ALL heterosexuals. So some of ya'll need to calm down. Goodness. I'm cool with shitloads of straighties but still, this needs to be said.
Thank You.



I know - it's a joke. I'm as calm as can be though, believe me.
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Reply #26 posted 01/30/06 6:12am

Novabreaker

1. Do not run screaming from the room. This is rude.


I'll try to remember the next time.

2. If you must back away, do so slowly and with discretion.


That must make any person feel so much better about himself.

3. Do not assume they are attracted to you.


Even if he was secretly filming me walking shirtless in our shared apartment and posting the clips on the internet?

4. Do not assume they are not attracted to you.


Of course they are attracted to me. Pffft.

5. Do not expect them to be excited about meeting a heterosexual as you may be about meeting a gay person.


I can't control my overt enthusiams with exotic wildlife. I've been like that since my childhood.

6. Do not immediately start talking abut your boy/girlfried or husband/wife in order to make it clear that you are straight.


My boy/girlfriend is very comfortable with the fact that I speak about him/her being the hermaphrodic freak that he/she is to complete strangers straight away.

7. Do not ask them how they "got that way". Instead ask yourself how you got the way you are.


That dress did feel kinda nice on. hmmm

8. Do not assume they are dying to talk about being gay.


Yeah, they usually just won't shut up about it when they get drunk.

9. Do not expect them to refrain from talking about being gay.


As long as my old room mate doesn't want to share with me his furry interests I'm fine with it...

10. Do not trivialize their experience by assuming it is a bedroom issue. They are gay 24 hours a day.


Gay people don't sleep?
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Reply #27 posted 01/30/06 6:34am

sataninas

I need another tip: How can I handle it, not hurting she, if a homosexual woman wants from me and me not? The same if a heterosexual man comes to me and wants something.That's sometimes an inconfortable situation!
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Reply #28 posted 01/30/06 6:43am

Novabreaker

sataninas said:

I need another tip: How can I handle it, not hurting she, if a homosexual woman wants from me and me not?


It depends a lot on whether you are a male or a female yourself.
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Reply #29 posted 01/30/06 7:23am

sataninas

Novabreaker said:

sataninas said:

I need another tip: How can I handle it, not hurting she, if a homosexual woman wants from me and me not?


It depends a lot on whether you are a male or a female yourself.


I'm a female.
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