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Serious.....New Scam going about. The latest scam is happening at the TESCO supermarket (Though this
could spread elsewhere). Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are getting into your car. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse - impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no and beg you for a ride to another nearby shopping centre. You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having sex in the back seat. Then one of them jumps to the front seat & starts to perform oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday. Be careful out there. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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muirdo said: The latest scam is happening at the TESCO supermarket (Though this
could spread elsewhere). Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are getting into your car. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse - impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no and beg you for a ride to another nearby shopping centre. You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having sex in the back seat. Then one of them jumps to the front seat & starts to perform oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday. Be careful out there. So, she cleaned your windscreen, gave you eyecandy and sucked your dick? Why are you complaining? Even a hooker wouldn't clean your windscreen. 
I'm going to Tesco with an wallet stuffed full of monopoly money!!! Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: So, she cleaned your windscreen, gave you eyecandy and sucked your dick?
Why are you complaining? Even a hooker wouldn't clean your windscreen.
He's not complaining. He came back for more. That was the punchline! 
I love explaining jokes. It is such a.....dry thing to do.
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retina said: GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: So, she cleaned your windscreen, gave you eyecandy and sucked your dick?
Why are you complaining? Even a hooker wouldn't clean your windscreen.
He's not complaining. He came back for more. That was the punchline!
I love explaining jokes. It is such a.....dry thing to do.
. [Edited 1/29/06 3:53am] I was too busy thinking where I put my monopoly box. Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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If 2 guys come knock on your door and ask you to show them your tits, don't show them your tits  it's just a scam!!
All they want is to see your tits!! Please tell everyone you know so they won't be fooled like I was  | |
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charlottegelin said: If 2 guys come knock on your door and ask you to show them your tits, don't show them your tits
it's just a scam!!
All they want is to see your tits!! Please tell everyone you know so they won't be fooled like I was So that won't work on you anymore? Darn. What if I said I was from the Society for Protection of Australian Landmarks and needed to photograph your contribution, would you show them to me then?  | |
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retina said: charlottegelin said: If 2 guys come knock on your door and ask you to show them your tits, don't show them your tits
it's just a scam!!
All they want is to see your tits!! Please tell everyone you know so they won't be fooled like I was So that won't work on you anymore? Darn. What if I said I was from the Society for Protection of Australian Landmarks and needed to photograph your contribution, would you show them to me then? can I orgnote them? | |
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charlottegelin said: retina said: So that won't work on you anymore? Darn. What if I said I was from the Society for Protection of Australian Landmarks and needed to photograph your contribution, would you show them to me then? can I orgnote them? hang on a minute! you just want to see my tits don't you!!! | |
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charlottegelin said: retina said: So that won't work on you anymore? Darn. What if I said I was from the Society for Protection of Australian Landmarks and needed to photograph your contribution, would you show them to me then? can I orgnote them? Of course. The society will accept pictures in any format and size. Just make sure the items are properly displayed. | |
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charlottegelin said: charlottegelin said: can I orgnote them? hang on a minute! you just want to see my tits don't you!!!What makes you think that? My only interest is to protect the Australian landmarks. It's an important cultural deed.  | |
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DAMMIT! I can usually smell a joke a mile away! 
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CalhounSq said: DAMMIT!
I can usually smell a joke a mile away!
It sounded too good to be true 
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moderator Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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luv4u said: CalhounSq said: DAMMIT!
I can usually smell a joke a mile away!
It sounded too good to be true Believe it or not I didn't realize it was bogus until the oral sex came up I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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