Yeah, I'm just bored and haven't had any really exciting hooker episodes recently so I thought that I would open this up for all of you to discuss my favorite topic---the Captain. I'm leaving it open so you can talk about anything here you want---as long as it is about me (or hot lesbian sex, which is always a relevant topic in my book). I expect this topic to flame within the hour and mods, you may want to go ahead and sticky this mother now.

Alright, how cool is the Captain? Discuss...
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Well, I heard that he was suppose to be in the Black Sweat video, but ended up on the cutting room floor.





Anyway, that's what I heard...

Nothinbutjoy said:

Grumble, grumble...damn "Black Sweat" video is taking all of my publicity.

she's one of the prettiest ladies on the org.

Anx said:

This went so much better in the Captain's head.

I know you're out there...I can hear you whacking over the studmuffin that is the Captain.

Damn, I need a job...

Mods...how we coming on that sticky?

i think this thread is a smashing success so far.

it's a bittersweet victory, though - i'm going to miss the captain.

Posthumous said:

1) Just because I have posted 60% of the posts on this thread does not mean it has been a miserable failure. It means that people cannot put into words what the Captain means to them. I imagine a lot of Orgers are neck deep in dictionaries and theasauruses right about now.

2) I'm not going anywhere. The Captain is here to stay. As Richard Gere said in that movie "I don't have no place else to go!"

the captain is sexxxxayyy....i'll take those bananas

brownsugar said:

Now you're talking! That's right. The Captain likes!

Get on the train everybody and salute the hardest working man in Org business.

I feel like talking about lesbo sex. What does that say about you?

Oh Hot Lesbian Sex...are they wrestleing in pudding?

CaptainChaos said:

i know. man im dyin here. at least its almost 4 and i can go home.

pfft sorry not too big on the hot lesbo sex, i'm more of the gladiators-wrestling-in-oil type of guy. so i have nothing to contribute.

superspaceboy said:

Yes...let's explore that. Hot sisters of Sappho tustling in tapioca...yes...it's so beautiful it's burning my retinas.

brownsugar said:

Hey, whatever will keep this thread going. Lesbians, gladiators, whips, chains, my enormous tool, whatever.

Where's my sticky, damn it!

i liked that one movie where susan sarandon and catherine deneuve are like all vampirella and , that was kinda hip.

So.....









what's everybody doing later on?

Illustrator said:

Talking about the Captain, that's what.

Posthumous said:

The single greatest scene in the history of cinema.

CaptainChaos said:

Well...
I'm sure Tenille wouldn't have gotten as far as she did without his contribution.

Well I can see a couple of things have happened here:

1) The thread is sinking into the depths of Hell.

2) Still no sticky.

Going to have to change the title again.

The cash offer has been rescinded...

I'm going to go pick up a hooker or something.